FUNNY! lets hear it from the guys.... SO true!
> We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now
> > > here are the rules from the male side.Finally!! So these are OUR
> rules!
> > > Please note... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
> > >
> > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
> put it down. You can handle it. We need it up, you need it down. You
> don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
> > >
> > > 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon. Let it be.
> > >
> > > 1. Crying is blackmail.
> > >
> > > 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints
> do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just
> say it!
> > >
> > > 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
> question.
> > >
> > > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
> That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
> > >
> > > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
> > >
> > > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
> fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
> > >
> > > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
> us to act like soap opera guys.
> > >
> > > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
> > >
> > > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
> ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
> > >
> > > 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
> done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
> yourself.
> > >
> > > 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
> commercials.
> > >
> > > 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
> > >
> > > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
> Peach,for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
> have no idea what mauve is.
> > >
> > > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
> > >
> > > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like
> nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
> hassle.
> > >
> > > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
> answer you don't want to hear.
> > >
> > > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
> discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
> trucks.
> > >
> > > 1. You have enough clothes.
> > >
> > > 1. You have too many shoes.
> > >
> > > 1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
> > >
> > > 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
> couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like
> camping.
> > > here are the rules from the male side.Finally!! So these are OUR
> rules!
> > > Please note... these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!
> > >
> > > 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
> put it down. You can handle it. We need it up, you need it down. You
> don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
> > >
> > > 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon. Let it be.
> > >
> > > 1. Crying is blackmail.
> > >
> > > 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints
> do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just
> say it!
> > >
> > > 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
> question.
> > >
> > > 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
> That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
> > >
> > > 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
> > >
> > > 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
> fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
> > >
> > > 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
> us to act like soap opera guys.
> > >
> > > 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
> > >
> > > 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
> ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
> > >
> > > 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it
> done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
> yourself.
> > >
> > > 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
> commercials.
> > >
> > > 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
> > >
> > > 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
> Peach,for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We
> have no idea what mauve is.
> > >
> > > 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
> > >
> > > 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like
> nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
> hassle.
> > >
> > > 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
> answer you don't want to hear.
> > >
> > > 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
> discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster
> trucks.
> > >
> > > 1. You have enough clothes.
> > >
> > > 1. You have too many shoes.
> > >
> > > 1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
> > >
> > > 1. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the
> couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like
> camping.
