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Funny Letter

Original post by Toucan311

I was thinking about Stony Brook yesterday (I went there) and I remembered this letter... some guy sent this letter o my friend's roommate and it is 100% serious. It still makes me laugh after 8 years. Please enjoy.

Hi Dana, how are you ? Are you still feeling bad about the cse exam ? Dont worry, you will do well in the final. Next week my friend is making a party, and there will be a lot of people, maybe around 80. I know it sounds a lot and it will be the craziest party that this college ever had. The party will be off-campus, in a big house about 8 minutes from college. My friend told me everything and I must say that it is really wild. You are welcomed to come if you want. My friend told me that, at the party, there will be a lot of drinking everthing from maragritas, cocktails to beers. There is going to be dancing, stripping(that's right), drinking, games(like strip poker), and sex (if you are interested). There will be sex, meaning thatif you like someone, you can hook up with that person and have fun doing sex. I know this is true because I went to his party last month, and during that party a lot of my friends had sex, including me. I know it sound too wild and too crazy, but it is fun. I dont know if this party is your type of party but you tell me. Now that I mentioned sex, (please dont think of me as a big bad wolf), are you interesting to have sex with me ? I know that you told me before that you dont want a boyfriend. I am interested to have sex with you because I think you are a cool girl and hot too. It doesnt mean that I want to go on a date with you, since you refused, just that I want to try sex with you. Please tell me what you think(dont hesistate to tell me). You can tell me anything honestly. Tell me if you want to go to this party too ?


bye

andy

040508Bride Posted:

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and that boys and girls....

is how dana became a LIW bride...was bride of the week...and had a gorgeous wedding at Oheka....with the perfect gown, $12K of flowers....and the biggest rock you ever saw. It was by far, the best sex she ever had in her life.


Toucan311 Posted:

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Posted by 040508Bride

and that boys and girls....

is how dana became a LIW bride...was bride of the week...and had a gorgeous wedding at Oheka....with the perfect gown, $12K of flowers....and the biggest rock you ever saw. It was by far, the best sex she ever had in her life.





TGs Lady 22908 Posted:

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Posted by 040508Bride

and that boys and girls....

is how dana became a LIW bride...was bride of the week...and had a gorgeous wedding at Oheka....with the perfect gown, $12K of flowers....and the biggest rock you ever saw. It was by far, the best sex she ever had in her life.





boky17 Posted:

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wow, LOL, are you sure Borat didn't wriote that?
CSimiMOB Posted:

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And this was a college student who wrote this letter???? Wow.........sad, very sad.

PS. But hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PPS. Was he wanting some 'sexy time'?
jessnstu08 Posted:

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oh boy , another winner




makes me happy to not be single anymore
KK Holiday Posted:

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omg that is hysterical

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