funny quotes
putting these on my table number tents...
“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
-Rita Rudner
“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”
-Rita Rudner
“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
-Woody Allen
“In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
-Woody Allen
“Marriage is the death of hope.”
-Woody Allen
“I always cry at weddings, especially my own.”
-Humphrey Bogart
“The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.”
-Coleridge
“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
-Phyllis Diller
“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.'
-George Burns.
“A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.”
-Milton Berle
“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
-Rita Rudner
“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”
-Rita Rudner
“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
-Woody Allen
“In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.”
-Woody Allen
“Marriage is the death of hope.”
-Woody Allen
“I always cry at weddings, especially my own.”
-Humphrey Bogart
“The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.”
-Coleridge
“Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.”
-Phyllis Diller
“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.'
-George Burns.
“A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.”
-Milton Berle
