Funny Vows .. pick one! LOL !

So I am doimng research for writing my wedding ceremony .. and came across these ....

I take thee to be my husband, to have and to hold:

1. For richer and richer
2. To live together as man & wife and extended family forever and ever.
3. To gain a mother-in-law whose mission in life is to make me miserable.
4. To hear the words 'we don't do it like that in our family' for the next half century.
5. To hold down a full-time job, cook, clean and raise 2.4 children single-handedly.
6. To be a 'cricket widow' between May & September each year.
7. To play my part in making you bald, overweight and a bad health risk within 10 years.
8. To be chastised for failing to immediately recognise the voice of your third-cousin-twice-removed during his annual phone call.
9. To re-arrange your wardrobe, throw out all your decent clothes and buy you garish ties as presents.
10. To accept that the entire cricket team is coming around to share our evening meal.

could you imagine....
by peoples reaction you could see if they were listening.... hahaha i would never

HEre are the men's versions:

I take thee to be my wife, to have and to hold:

1. As often as possible (….please!).
2. Even though you'll look like your mother in 10 years.
3. Even though you'll complain about my mother's mission in life which is to make you miserable.
4. Even though you'll nag, nag, nag, nag, nag….nag!
5. Even though you seem to have done everything very strangely in your family.
6. Even though you'll rearrange my entire wardrobe, throw out all my decent clothes and buy me garish Ties forever more.
7. Even though your poor organisation skills mean that you can barely cope with a job, cooking, cleaning, looking after our 2.4 children and ensuring that my dinner is served hot at the table daily.
8. Even though you complain about the seventeen of us living in a two-bedroom maisonette.
9. Even though you don't seem to understand that putting up a few shelves was not part of my engineering degree syllabus.
10. Even though you don't understand that I think Valentine's Day, Birthdays and Anniversaries are all 'retail marketing ploys for the weak-minded'.

#3 would certainly ring true for many of us..lol

Those are really cute..

4. To hear the words 'we don't do it like that in our family' for the next half century.

9. To re-arrange your wardrobe, throw out all your decent clothes and buy you garish ties as presents.


These are perfect