Funny wedding joke!
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her
excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had
found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed
mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked the new wife to
exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not. I look like a million
bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart.
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days
later, they went shopping and her mother did find another gorgeous dress. When
they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to
return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where
you could wear it.'
Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing
it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!'
excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had
found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed
mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked the new wife to
exchange it, but she refused. 'Absolutely not. I look like a million
bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,' she replied.
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, 'Never mind sweetheart.
I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day.' A few days
later, they went shopping and her mother did find another gorgeous dress. When
they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, 'Aren't you going to
return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where
you could wear it.'
Her mother just smiled and replied, 'Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing
it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!'
