Funny wedding story...
This is totally off the wall wacky...
I didn't get a Bacholarette party, so a friend of mine who is gay took me out for a few drinks and gave me a little gift. Well I wouldn't call it little. LOL It was a dildo of unavarge size, honestly its about the size of a lamp. LOL he bought it as a joke and we both got a kick out of it. My room mate was freaked out about it, so I just left it at my moms house and never thought of it again.
Well come my wedding day: We had the reception at my moms house and there was a lot of traffic going in and out of all the rooms downstairs, including my mothers room, which she let people go in if they wanted to take a break from the noise. Well my brother jake calls me in there at the end of the night when most my guest had left. He points to the above of my mothers door and there was the huge dildo. He found it and had it up there for the whole wedding! I wanted to kill him! But he was right, no one noticed. Not even my MIL!!!![]()
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I didn't get a Bacholarette party, so a friend of mine who is gay took me out for a few drinks and gave me a little gift. Well I wouldn't call it little. LOL It was a dildo of unavarge size, honestly its about the size of a lamp. LOL he bought it as a joke and we both got a kick out of it. My room mate was freaked out about it, so I just left it at my moms house and never thought of it again.
Well come my wedding day: We had the reception at my moms house and there was a lot of traffic going in and out of all the rooms downstairs, including my mothers room, which she let people go in if they wanted to take a break from the noise. Well my brother jake calls me in there at the end of the night when most my guest had left. He points to the above of my mothers door and there was the huge dildo. He found it and had it up there for the whole wedding! I wanted to kill him! But he was right, no one noticed. Not even my MIL!!!
