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funny....(not)!!!!!

Original post by kabo0831

Well we have patients today and one of my patient has a rude sense of humor. Well he saw that I was engaged and he says to me oh I see that you are engaged and I was like yes I am. Then he add in there when are you getting married I told him my date and he yells MAY 24, 2009. I was yes I am I need to save then he yells out load well I hope you are having pre-martial sex during that time. I was like my face turned red.. I was so embarrassed and the other patients started to laugh at me .

im mortified!!!!!!!!!
kabo0831 Posted:

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Posted by Eckymecky

haha do you work with older adults??? they say the funniest **** ever.

i currently in my nursing rotation at a nursing home and this older lady walked in on our exercise class and was like 'what the F*ck is going on in here? S*heeeeat ' haha..i almost died!!



i work for a gastric bypass surgery center in a hospital
Steffie Posted:

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Thats a dirty old man for you!!!

coley1027 Posted:

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thats pretty inappropriate for work..id probably be as red as a tomato if someone said that to me.. but i gotta say its actually pretty funny!

DonnaPWhite1124 Posted:

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hmmm...by any chance was he old??? sounds like a question an old guy would ask!!

Mikeys Meeme Posted:

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Yea, def sounds like something an old pervy guy would say
cammolax23 Posted:

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From the mouths of babes (insert dirty old perverts instead!)

Old people say the darndest things... and I dont even think they realize it!
Dr Meg Posted:

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Sometimes I wonder if certain peoples brains are actually at all connected to their mouths. Just chalk it up to what I call 'word vomit' and don't let it bother you. Ultimately he is the one that looks like an a$$

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