Fuuny quotes for Friday
Interesting quotes, some funny!
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up
in the first place!
When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping', now I just 'chunky
dunk'.
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Just remember...if the world didn't ****, we'd all fall off.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can
in prison?
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started
with something called labor!
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up
in the first place!
When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping', now I just 'chunky
dunk'.
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the
difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?
Just remember...if the world didn't ****, we'd all fall off.
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can
in prison?
If raising children was going to be easy, it never would have started
with something called labor!
