GMB!

And my stapler keeps getting jammed!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

thanks for listening,,,, just needed to get that out


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Posted by brooklynbridezilla

GMB!

Today is FH's 24th birthday, he is feeling old. We'll probably go to his mom's house on saturday for a little party.

Azad, you are so close to 1000!

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i know!! but you haven't been around to help me...

i'm sneaking on at work...i'm so bad!!!

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Posted by brooklynbridezilla

GMB!

Today is FH's 24th birthday, he is feeling old. We'll probably go to his mom's house on saturday for a little party.

Azad, you are so close to 1000!

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GOOD MORNING LOVELY BRIDES-TO-BE!!

Brooklyn,

today is FH's 32nd Bday. He would yell at your FH for feeling old at 24!!!

I asked him what he wants for his bday, and he said 'for you to wear your hair down when we go to dinner.' Awww...how can I argue with that? (I NEVER wear it down) now i am thinking I will tell him I am wearing my hair up for the wedding, and then do it down to surprise him. He wil cry tears of joy.

Let's just say its the little things that make this man happy. i am a lucky woman!

Are you taking him out tonight?

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I asked him what he wants for his bday, and he said 'for you to wear your hair down when we go to dinner.' Awww...how can I argue with that? (I NEVER wear it down) now i am thinking I will tell him I am wearing my hair up for the wedding, and then do it down to surprise him. He wil cry tears of joy.

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omggggggggggggggggggggggg!!! that is so cute!!!

i would try to keep it a secret!!!! that way he'll be surprised!!!!!

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Posted by neeniebean86

And my stapler keeps getting jammed!


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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bad bad stapler, I say you should replace it, lets see how it feels then

ok.. this day keeps sucking even more. i dont get a lunch break really... i just eat quick at my desk and thats it. so today (you heard about the 'stapler incident') my friend stops by my office, so i decide i'm taking a lunch break today. we go to subway, something goes on fire in the over or whatever, and theres all this smoke (not so much taht we had to leave), but anyway, it smelt sooooo bad, and now my clothes smell like A$$!!!! and i keep spraying body spray on my clothes, but its really not doing the job. so now i'm cranky, my stapler still sucks, i have a receptionist that refuses to answer the phone, and i smell like a$$.

how's everyone else?

ok,, thanks for letting me vent

Awww, neenie! Hope you day gets better. It's almost friday!

Azad, I'm here! LOL, sorry I missed you.

Bunny, Happy Birthday to your FH too! That is the sweetest thing for him to ask you!!!!! awww!!!!

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Posted by neeniebean86

ok.. this day keeps sucking even more. i dont get a lunch break really... i just eat quick at my desk and thats it. so today (you heard about the 'stapler incident') my friend stops by my office, so i decide i'm taking a lunch break today. we go to subway, something goes on fire in the over or whatever, and theres all this smoke (not so much taht we had to leave), but anyway, it smelt sooooo bad, and now my clothes smell like A$$!!!! and i keep spraying body spray on my clothes, but its really not doing the job. so now i'm cranky, my stapler still sucks, i have a receptionist that refuses to answer the phone, and i smell like a$$.

how's everyone else?

ok,, thanks for letting me vent

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sound like my lunches - non existant most of the time... good thing you smell like a$$ you could smell like sh!t

good thing you smell like a$$ you could smell like sh!t

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Posted by Aga
good thing you smell like a$$ you could smell like sh!t

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but doesn't sh!t come from a$$? so, ideally, it's all the same.

does that mean that i Do smell like sh!t?? oh bother!

well, my co-workers deserve it anyway

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Posted by neeniebean86

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Posted by Aga
good thing you smell like a$$ you could smell like sh!t

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but doesn't sh!t come from a$$? so, ideally, it's all the same.

does that mean that i Do smell like sh!t?? oh bother!

well, my co-workers deserve it anyway

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yes but there is this old polish saying dont touch sh!t if it doesnt smell (cause you know once you touch it it will stink)... ahhh whats my point? oh yeah, a$$ might not smell until the sh!t comes out... omg, what the hell are we talking about

I just laughed so hard I spat water out of my mouth.

The BHB board is NEVER this funny!

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Posted by Aga

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Posted by neeniebean86

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Posted by Aga
good thing you smell like a$$ you could smell like sh!t

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but doesn't sh!t come from a$$? so, ideally, it's all the same.

does that mean that i Do smell like sh!t?? oh bother!

well, my co-workers deserve it anyway

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yes but there is this old polish saying dont touch sh!t if it doesnt smell (cause you know once you touch it it will stink)... ahhh whats my point? oh yeah, a$$ might not smell until the sh!t comes out... omg, what the hell are we talking about

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in my defense I think I am getting sick and I have beginnings of fever

okay girls i'm home...it's time to hit the gym

i might go to another ww meeting tonight...it's perfectpair's first time!

I'm home just took some asprin and I think I will spend the rest of the day in bed