Great quotes by great ladies
Great Quotes by Great Ladies
Inside every older person is a younger
person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
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The hardest years in life are
those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
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I refuse to think of them as chin
hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
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Things are going to get a lot worse
before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
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A male gynecologist is like an auto
mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
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Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
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My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being, hitting my head on the
top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
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Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
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The phrase 'working mother' is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Every time I close the door on reality
it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Whatever women must do they must do
twice as well as men to be thought half
as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts
falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I try to take one day at a time, but
sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.
-Catherine-
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When I was young, I was put in a
school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a
hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde
jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
If high heels were so wonderful, men
would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
When women are depressed they either eat
or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything
done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Send this to five bright women you know and make their day!
Inside every older person is a younger
person -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
The hardest years in life are
those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I refuse to think of them as chin
hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Things are going to get a lot worse
before they get worse.
-Lily Tomlin-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
A male gynecologist is like an auto
mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
-Laurie Kuslansky-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being, hitting my head on the
top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
-Bette Davis-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
The phrase 'working mother' is redundant.
-Jane Sellman-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Every time I close the door on reality
it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Whatever women must do they must do
twice as well as men to be thought half
as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts
falling apart.
-Caryn Leschen-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I try to take one day at a time, but
sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible
warning.
-Catherine-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
When I was young, I was put in a
school for retarded kids for two years
before they realized I actually had a
hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
-Kathy Buckley-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde
jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I'm also not blonde.
-Dolly Parton-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
If high heels were so wonderful, men
would still be wearing them.
-Sue Grafton-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
When women are depressed they either eat
or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man- if you want anything
done, ask a woman.
-Margaret Thatcher-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
I am a marvelous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-
++++++++++++++++++++++++
Send this to five bright women you know and make their day!
