Had my first wedding nightmare...

OH YES
the fun has JUST begun!

tell us, what was it??!!

i had my first a few weeks ago. it started out that i put on my wedding gown on the day of, and it was too short!! so i called kleinfeld's and started screaming at them, while my mother, grandmother, and aunt tried frantically to undo the hem to give the dress some length. then all of a sudden i looked in the mirror and i my gown was NOT my gown, but a LEOPARD PRINT HOUSEDRESS!!

it was terrible. i was traumatized ALL DAY.

Here's my nightmare:

We were at the alter and the priest asked Fh 'Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedding wife......'

FH: 'Can I think about it for a moment?'
Priest: 'You should have thought about it before now, son.

Then Fh looks at me for a few seconds then looks at the priest and says 'um, I'll be right back'.

He then runs out of the chapel and I am left at the alter, in shock. And you can hear all the guests gasp, some of them shaking their heads in disbelief. Then about 90 seconds later he comes running back and says 'okay, I do'.


Can someone tell me *** that is about?