Had our priest over for dinner last night.. and OMG was it freaking hysterical... HA!!!!
JennyAPH
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Had our priest over for dinner last night.. and OMG was it freaking hysterical... HA!!!!
Um so I never met our priest before. He is a family friend of FH so we decided to have him over for dinner last night...
He walks in and my dog immediately pees on him.... within 5 seconds he is lounged out on our couch, shoes and all on the furniture and within the first five minutes he managed to talk about gay sex in the jail (where FH works) and BJ's....
I was dyiiiiiiing
After dinner he also took a #2 in our house and left marks on the toilet (ewwwwwwwww).
Nothing is ever 'normal' for me. I thought we were going to talk official church/ ceremony business and figure out what the wedding was going to be like.. Instead i heard all about two men getting it on during a mass he gave in jail once.
i really like him!!
please dont quote. taking down later.
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MrsDtoBe09
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OMG!!!!! Hopefully he won't retell that story during your ceremony!
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Oh and he also decided to read my guest book from the bridal shower where my aunt wrote 'always have alot of sex'.. then he called her a 'Horn ball'
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i'm not sure which is worse... that two guys were getting it on DURING a mass or that your priest was telling you about it .....
you really always have the best stories!
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OMG that is too funny
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that is the best ive heard in a longggg time!!!!!!
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lol Jenny you have the best priest!!!!!!!!!!!! I think our priest was drunk during the ceremony...........who knows!
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OMG that's too crazy!!!
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omg!!!!!!! im dying over here!!!!!!!! that s awesome!!!!
