HAHAHAHAH

A radio station was running a contest. Callers were challenged to find words that weren't in the dictionary yet, but could be used in a sentence to make logical sense. The prize was a trip to Bali.

Radio DJ: 'First caller, what's your name?'

Caller: 'Hi, my name is Dave'

Radio DJ: 'Dave, what's your word?'

Caller: 'My word is Goan, spelled g-o-a-n, pronounced Go-an'

Radio DJ: 'You're right, that word is not in the dictionary. Now use it in a sentence'

Caller: 'Goan F*CK yourself!'

The DJ quickly cut Dave off, and proceeded to take other calls. After about 20 unsuccessful calls, he got a winner:

Caller: 'Hi, my name is Jeff'

Radio DJ: 'Jeff, what's your word?'

Caller: 'Smee, spelled s-m-e-e, pronounced Smee'

Radio DJ: 'You are right, that word is not in the dictionary. Now use it in a sentence.'

Caller: 'Smee again, Goan F*ck Yourself!'

I couldn't even just read that DH is was cracking up so much and so was he!!

Ha!!

That's funny!