Happy Thanksgiving!!!
T'WAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP,
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
TOSSING AND TURNING
WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK
BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN,
FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE,
FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
I GOBBLED UP TURKEY
AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
THE SQUASH AND GLAZED CARROTS,
STRING BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING
SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING,
FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING
AND HELPINGS OF PIE.
BUT I MANAGED TO YELL AS
I SOARED PAST THE TREES,
'HAPPY EATING TO ALL,
PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE!'
SO,
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR TATERS 'N GRAVY
HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS,
YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER
STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!
Happy Thanksgiving!
I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP,
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
TOSSING AND TURNING
WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK
BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN,
FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE,
FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
I GOBBLED UP TURKEY
AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
THE SQUASH AND GLAZED CARROTS,
STRING BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING
SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN,
I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING,
FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING
AND HELPINGS OF PIE.
BUT I MANAGED TO YELL AS
I SOARED PAST THE TREES,
'HAPPY EATING TO ALL,
PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE!'
SO,
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR TATERS 'N GRAVY
HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS,
YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER
STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!
Happy Thanksgiving!
