Has anyone ever told someone else....

'Get bent?'

And mean it?

I'm dying to tell someone angrily to 'get bent' one day. Not sure why. I seem to bypass the get bent part of my anger and jump right into the F Us....

I just say eff you or eff yourself.

How does one get bent?

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

I just say eff you or eff yourself.

How does one get bent?

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Not sure - my brain has been working over time lately....

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Posted by lipglossjunky73

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

I just say eff you or eff yourself.

How does one get bent?

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Not sure - my brain has been working over time lately....

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I will contemplate this and come up with my own theory about getting bent.
That or I'll go to wikipedia.....

per UD
It is the abbreviated imperative for, 'You should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on Christmas!' Used in reply to outrageous requests...

Spouse: 'Honey, could you and your friends please quiet down? I'm trying to speak with mother about the baby shower.'
Other Spouse: 'Hey bee-atch, get bent! Can't you see that me and my homies are watching the game? And tell that old hag to suck my **** while you're at it?'

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Posted by Naunie

per UD
It is the abbreviated imperative for, 'You should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on Christmas!' Used in reply to outrageous requests...

Spouse: 'Honey, could you and your friends please quiet down? I'm trying to speak with mother about the baby shower.'
Other Spouse: 'Hey bee-atch, get bent! Can't you see that me and my homies are watching the game? And tell that old hag to suck my **** while you're at it?'

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It should now just be the phrase of the day.

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Posted by Naunie

per UD
It is the abbreviated imperative for, 'You should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on Christmas!' Used in reply to outrageous requests...

Spouse: 'Honey, could you and your friends please quiet down? I'm trying to speak with mother about the baby shower.'
Other Spouse: 'Hey bee-atch, get bent! Can't you see that me and my homies are watching the game? And tell that old hag to suck my **** while you're at it?'

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CHRISTMAS????

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Posted by JanuaryBride06

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Posted by Naunie

per UD
It is the abbreviated imperative for, 'You should get bent over, so someone can sodomize you on Christmas!' Used in reply to outrageous requests...

Spouse: 'Honey, could you and your friends please quiet down? I'm trying to speak with mother about the baby shower.'
Other Spouse: 'Hey bee-atch, get bent! Can't you see that me and my homies are watching the game? And tell that old hag to suck my **** while you're at it?'

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It should now just be the phrase of the day.

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Get bent...

this just made me laugh out loud right now at work! My step father says this all the time and it's so funny the way he says it.

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Posted by Naunie


Spouse: 'Honey, could you and your friends please quiet down? I'm trying to speak with mother about the baby shower.'
Other Spouse: 'Hey bee-atch, get bent! Can't you see that me and my homies are watching the game? And tell that old hag to suck my **** while you're at it?'

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wow - was someone eavesdropping at my house last night?

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Posted by lipglossjunky73

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Posted by Naunie


Spouse: 'Honey, could you and your friends please quiet down? I'm trying to speak with mother about the baby shower.'
Other Spouse: 'Hey bee-atch, get bent! Can't you see that me and my homies are watching the game? And tell that old hag to suck my **** while you're at it?'

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wow - was someone eavesdropping at my house last night?

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Posted by BellaEyes

this just made me laugh out loud right now at work! My step father says this all the time and it's so funny the way he says it.

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I find it hysterical to say, but not sure why... And like I said, I never found the right moment to say it and mean it....

no. but i wish.

ETA: apparently the old man did have a school bus driver who wouldd say that all the time to him and apparently all the other kids too. she also called them humps. he's got that going for him.

times have changed.

KD379865835
did you take that picture of the chihauhua and teh kitty hugging?


eta- Rev. Run

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Posted by Naunie

KD379865835
did you take that picture of the chihauhua and teh kitty hugging?


eta- Rev. Run

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No it was an e-mail, a great position too

no. I think if I said that it would somehow end in me getting ridiculed.

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Posted by KD1279

Post it on BHB reply get bent, see what happens

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The prize: our respect for the day.

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Posted by KD1279

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Posted by Naunie

KD379865835
did you take that picture of the chihauhua and teh kitty hugging?


eta- Rev. Run

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No it was an e-mail, a great position too

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It would be better if they were 69ing.