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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks,
> interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists... two men
> and a woman.
>
> For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
> door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow our
> instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will
> find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!' The man said, 'You can't
> be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not
> the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
> into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out
> with tears in his eyes. 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent
> said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
> heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
> the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
> there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is
> loaded with blanks', she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the
> chair.'
>
> Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
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> interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists... two men
> and a woman.
>
> For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal
> door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow our
> instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will
> find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!' The man said, 'You can't
> be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not
> the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went
> into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out
> with tears in his eyes. 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent
> said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to
> kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
> heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
> the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
> there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is
> loaded with blanks', she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the
> chair.'
>
> Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them
