hellllOOOOOOOOO MY LADIESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

What is that I feel? My cold, dead heart coming back to life? Or am I having a not-so-silent heart attack as a result of all of the partially hydrogenated fats I've been ingesting since the wedding???

I miss you ladies so much that I haven't even been able to come on. I have been fetal with despondency- my wedding is ovah, and I am going through a fierce withdrawal. The pain, thankfully, has been ameliorated by multiple loaves of bread of every variety. I have rediscovered that rye toast is not my favorite, and that diner toast, whilst the king of all toasts, is just regular toast if they make you butter it yourself. The things you forget when you leave the bread world. It has welcomed be back with open arms. Wide open. Like my @ss.

I meant my @ss was wide, not wide open.

You know what I meant. Get your minds out of the gutter. Pigs.

ANYway, there is so much to go through with the wedding, and I have to write a long review. There are a few things I need to resolve first, in order to make it as helpful as possible. So that's coming.

I wanted to post some pics- I know how I always waited for them. I don't have the pro-pics yet, so these are from a few friends. I'll post as many as I can.

I love you guys so much, and I have to say, being married is a really wonderful feeling. Having everyone you love in the same room, all there for you and wishing you well is a massively humbling experience, and one I will take with me forever. It is certainly a bit strange on the other side- you spend so much time and effort on this huge event, and when it's over, it's a bit strange. I think that's part of the benefit of a honeymoon- you ease back into life in a wonderful way. I wish we were able to take the honeymoon we had planned, but we canceled it when I got laid off.

Hey, don't cry for me, Argentina- we did wind up going 'away', and it was spontaneously awesome. I'll post about that in the review. There's a lot I need to hold off on saying (I'll be able to explain at a later date), but I just want to tell you all that I am so thrilled to be married, and there were a million things about the day that I would never change. AND MAKE SURE YOU PUT DISPOSABLE CAMERAS ON EVERY TABLE.

I know, sounds stupid, but we got those cameras printed out the other day, and people feel a sense of inhibition around a wedding photog that they don't feel around a disposable. Trust me. I don't think Alberto from Duet would have gotten this many pictures of testicles.

Thanks, Dad.

only kidding.

It was so much fun to look at those pics!! I really recommend it. I wasn't going to do it, then I saw cameras at CVS for 2 for 1. So I bought them a week before, and I'm so glad I did.

Finally, I have to say hey to Still the One. I can't TELL you guys what a strange experience that was. I walk into Macys bridal, and she's helping some other lady, and when she turned around, we both had a moment of recognition, and we hugged and yelled like we were old friends who hadn't seen each other in years. And Bonnie, I can't tell you how great it was to talk to you. I felt so much better after I saw you.

You gotta love LIW.

Okay, I'm going to try to post some pics. I'm going to do it in another post, because if I try in this one, I'll delete everything, and if that happens, i'm going to go back to the couch with my Golden Oreos. Wish me luck.