Post New Topic

Hello Gluttony.

rojerono Posted:

Hello Gluttony.

Last night I was not hungry.

I was not thirsty.

I was not sad.

I was not happy.

I was not craving anything.

And so I ate SEVEN flavor ice's. You know the kind that is colored juice that comes in a plastic tube and you freeze it and then eat it? Those. Seven of them. Because I wanted one of each color. Green, Red, Pink, Blue, Orange, Purple - and an extra pink because it was my favorite.

As I ate them - one after the other - I kept thinking 'I don't want these. I'm not really tasting them. I'm not remotely hungry.' But I ate them anyway. And watched TV.

I am such a caricature of an Ugly American.

Then I felt wretched about it. And I went to bed.

I am so totally an oinker.
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

Re: Hello Gluttony.

I ate peanut butter straight from the jar after eating an 8 ounce turkey burget and a baked potato.

Only the cool people are oinkers.
ant n tilde Posted:

Re: Hello Gluttony.

please refer to the gyro and zeppole thread

i OPENLY MOCK your 'flavored water' indulgence.
JanuaryBride06 Posted:

Re: Hello Gluttony.


Posted by ant n tilde


i OPENLY MOCK your 'flavored water' indulgence.



Well since ~'s doing it, I will, too.
rojerono Posted:

Re: Hello Gluttony.


Posted by JanuaryBride06


Posted by ant n tilde


i OPENLY MOCK your 'flavored water' indulgence.



Well since ~'s doing it, I will, too.



People in meat filled pita and/or peanut butter houses should not throw pop rocks.

Especially if they are Gretalian.
SuzBride Posted:

Re: Hello Gluttony.

Lightweight. I file those under 'health food' and also pat myself on the back for increasing my water intake when eating them.

I ate an entire bag of the vanilla oreos in two sittings. No wonder the zipper broke off my pants this AM
rojerono Posted:

Re: Hello Gluttony.


Posted by SuzBride

Lightweight. I file those under 'health food' and also pat myself on the back for increasing my water intake when eating them.

I ate an entire bag of the vanilla oreos in two sittings. No wonder the zipper broke off my pants this AM



I totally feel better. I may even have 7 more tonight so that I can meet my minimum water standards. And they were Flavor Ice PLUS (the kind with vitamins and stuff) - so I am actually doing something GOOD when I eat them.

THANKS SUZ!
SuzBride Posted:

Re: Hello Gluttony.


Posted by rojerono


Posted by SuzBride

Lightweight. I file those under 'health food' and also pat myself on the back for increasing my water intake when eating them.

I ate an entire bag of the vanilla oreos in two sittings. No wonder the zipper broke off my pants this AM



I totally feel better. I may even have 7 more tonight so that I can meet my minimum water standards. And they were Flavor Ice PLUS (the kind with vitamins and stuff) - so I am actually doing something GOOD when I eat them.

THANKS SUZ!



Vitamins too. Total health food. I would have tried all the flavors too - that is a MUST.

Reply to this topic

Log in to reply or quote a post.