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HELP holy mutha

GsCM4EVA Posted:

HELP holy mutha

i got 3 day stubble on the hardwood floors

what do i do

i cannot itch my flower at work.
greenfreak Posted:

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I'm sorry that I'm laughing. I've had that happen to me more than once.

Looks like you're going to have to make frequent trips to the bathroom I think!
JessicaM. Posted:

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get you cooch as far under your desk as possible and employ a ruler!

your description of it kills me!
ChrissynRicky Posted:

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Posted by JessicaM.

get you cooch as far under your desk as possible and employ a ruler!

your description of it kills me!



you speak like a professional!
ant n tilde Posted:

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a little baby powder would have helped but its too late now. . .

i suggest going home IMMEDIATELY and taking care of the situation

i think this calls for some sick leave. . .

ETA: hmm dont think even the holy mother can help you now. . ..

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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O
M
G

Your FLOWER
waterspout4 Posted:

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Go to the bathroom and pray at other times.
Naunie Posted:

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Hardwood floors

flower
chikita315 Posted:

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Do this then this twirl around 2 times then do this .
Suzannebride Posted:

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Posted by JessicaM.

get you cooch as far under your desk as possible and employ a ruler!

your description of it kills me!



Oh man, my keyboard thanks you for the spit take!
Naunie Posted:

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There's no room on NWR for spitters!

chikita315 Posted:

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Posted by Naunie

There's no room on NWR for spitters!



GsCM4EVA Posted:

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update:
i took jessicas advice and pushed my cooch as far as i could under the desk n scratched a bit

heaven.
Blu-ize Posted:

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I'm just laughing...and I'm still laughing...

JanuaryBride06 Posted:

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Posted by JeanineHubert

update:
i took jessicas advice and pushed my cooch as far as i could under the desk n scratched a bit

heaven.



OMFFFFFFGGGGG

JessicaM. Posted:

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Posted by JanuaryBride06


Posted by JeanineHubert

update:
i took jessicas advice and pushed my cooch as far as i could under the desk n scratched a bit

heaven.



OMFFFFFFGGGGG




ditto!!!OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

and



ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Shorty McBride Posted:

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i'm sitting here like, wow, why wouldn't she have posted this on the HOME board?!?!

Then it clicked

and I'm and at the same time...
SweetCin704 Posted:

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OMG you are hysterical!!!!!!!!!
SIBride06 Posted:

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Posted by JeanineHubert

update:
i took jessicas advice and pushed my cooch as far as i could under the desk n scratched a bit

heaven.



OMG Jeanine...
mtdr1106 Posted:

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oh sweet jeezuz.....

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