HELP !! I'm so confused with this new Monitor!!

I bought the Clearblue easy, (ya right) Monitor
to see if it will give me a chance to conceive a little easier. But It's so confusing! I can't even get the stick in right any info please

What do you need to know exactly ? There is a hotline number you can call...

The stick goes in sideways...with the slanted part facing down.....you have to insert it all the way until you hear a little click. The monitor will flash a little picture of the stick....until the stick is in correctly. When it is in correctly,......the picture will remain but stop flashing. When.....the time is up to give you a reading....the monitor will either turn blank or .....put an arrow...for you to remove the stick. Turn the monitor off, remove the stick and put the monitor back on. The bars will indicate what phase of your cycle you are in. Low fertility (one bar), high fertility (two bars,....start bding) and then Peak fertility (three bars......bd every night....usually two days of Peak fertility). You will ovulate....24-48 hours after the peak fertility reading. I recommend you use bbt and opks as well. Make sure everything is sync, to confirm ovulation.

Baby Dust to you !