HELP whitey!

Hey girls...i am whiter than white...wel atleast my legs are THAT bad...I'd take a pic to show but with a flash i'd prob be a big white glow.
Anyway, i am about 110% sure my shower is this weekend and i wanted to wear a cute skirt but my legs are sooo bad....i tried the tan towels but they made me orange and tanning salons so NOTHING! Any suggestions??

HELP WHITEY!

What about that spray on stuff from sally hansan. it is stockings you spray on.

I haven't tried it. Has anyone else?