HELP,3 days left...Need bathroom poem or saying for the men

I just did a search and got this....

Here is a basket for all of our guests,
to make sure everyone feels their best!
The hairspray will help hold your hair in place,
the bobby pins to keep your hair out of your face.
If you break a nail, don’t worry…
There’s a file and some glue,
it can also fix a broken heel on a shoe!
The polish will stop that darn run in your hose,
Use the tissues to stop a runny nose!
If you get a stain…. please don’t pout,
The wipes always work to get those stains out!
We hope that you’ll find what you’re looking for…
Take a mint and now go hit the dance floor!