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Hey Holly231, I got one for you.. get THIS from *MY* office....

Xelindrya Posted:

Hey Holly231, I got one for you.. get THIS from *MY* office....

They are really coming down hard here in the office. Even slightly possible discriminatory, sexually explicite emails of any nature are being montiored.

It used to just be, if you get the email, don't forward it or save it, you can read, keep or delete, no big deal. Now it's a bit more intense.

If we, employees, are in receipt of any emails which could be questionable, we are required to report such emails to our supervisors, regardless if it was visual or not. Such emails are supposed to be replied to with a 'please stop' notice to the sender and then if it continues, that person's IP address will eventually be banned from our servers. Included vendors such as insurance companies we do day to day business with and so forth.

Also, if we get these emails and DON'T report them, they are being monitored and we will then be warned by our supervisors of our lapse in judgement and it can lead to termination of employment.

This is what we were told..
Now.. wanna see crap that has come out of a lawyer's butt (Present company (posters) excluded of course) here's the email that followed shortly after.. I'll remove my company name and put Firm to be 'safe'.

______________________
Globally, FIRM Inc. is committed to maintaining a work
environment that is professional and respectful of all
individuals. It is the Firm's policy that the work
environment be free from discrimination or harassment of
any kind. Every employee has a responsibility to ensure
that his or her conduct with colleagues, clients, and
vendors supports this objective.

Consistent with the above policy, it is expressly
prohibited for any employee to use FIRM Inc.'s
technology facilities to send sexually explicit,
discriminatory, harassing or threatening messages or
images either within the Firm or elsewhere, whether or
not you believe the recipient would find the content
offensive. Visiting Internet Web sites that contain
sexual or discriminatory content and downloading or
storing objectionable content using the Firm's computer
or network facilities is also prohibited.

Additionally, it is a violation of the policy for
employees to display derogatory or suggestive objects,
pictures, cartoons, drawings or any other item that could
be considered inappropriate in the working environment.

The Firm will act promptly and responsibly to address
conduct and situations that infringe upon or compromise
individual dignity, respect, fairness, objectivity or
that otherwise detract from a supportive and professional
work environment. Employees who fail to comply with these
policies will be subject to disciplinary action,
including termination of employment.

If you have any questions about these policies, please
speak with your manager or your Human Resources manager
immediately.
_______________

Cracks me up that it's come to this point.
jannshari Posted:

Re: Hey Holly231, I got one for you.. get THIS from *MY* office....

Damn lawyers! They should all be shot.











Xelindrya Posted:

Re: Hey Holly231, I got one for you.. get THIS from *MY* office....



Im sorry but I had to read the thing three times before my mind could wrap around what they were TRYING to say.. and then I had to read it another time to make sure what I saw was basically what I thought. Something that could be said in 5 or less sentences being cruelly explained into more than one paragraph using big words and fancy grammar to say basically
'Bad stuff is bad, dont do it, you could get fired'

What was it a friend of mine once said...
Something about not even poets could come close to be as descriptive of nature as lawyers could in describing a simple statement.

i gotta call my friend tomorrow and get that quote.. its funny.

Maribelle7777 Posted:

Re: Hey Holly231, I got one for you.. get THIS from *MY* office....

You know what is funny? For some reason 3 people I work with (all women, all in their late 30's or early 40's) and do not have a habit of being online outside of work related stuff (some online shopping but nothing crazy, just clothing or books) get emails like this DAILY:

Increase your penis size!

Get the penis patch!

Is impotence a problem? Not if you take !

Et cetera.
They never asked for the e-mails. They just get them. They don't know why. Even WITH the spam filter.

Can you imagine being fired because somehow you got put on some porn spamming list? They keep trying to sign off of the list, wont' work. They have told our IT deptartment numerous times, no one bothers checking into why they are getting the e-mails.

It's bizarre.

And we work for lawyers. Figure that one out.

holly231 Posted:

Re: Hey Holly231, I got one for you.. get THIS from *MY* office....

UUUGH!!


There are a few people in my office who get the increase your penis size emails all the time!! NO clue as to why and we supposedly have such hi tech stuff!

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