Hey Monkeyluv..we need a good slider story...

ambersmom Posted: Jan 31, 2005 07:18 PM

Hey Monkeyluv..we need a good slider story...

We haven't heard anything from you, WC or Farah today

sarahthegreat Posted: Jan 31, 2005 07:40 PM

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i was thinking the same thing today...it was too quiet this morning

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jan 31, 2005 07:59 PM

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Sorry to disappoint ladies, but the Stealth Slider has been dormant for a few weeks now... thankfully!

And I had a very boring weekend because I was sick, so I don't even have any doofy stories or bizarre things to report!

I can describe the amount of vomit I produced Friday and its consistency and color if you want!

sarahthegreat Posted: Jan 31, 2005 08:09 PM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Sorry to disappoint ladies, but the Stealth Slider has been dormant for a few weeks now... thankfully!

And I had a very boring weekend because I was sick, so I don't even have any doofy stories or bizarre things to report!

I can describe the amount of vomit I produced Friday and its consistency and color if you want!

oh please please? hope you are feeling better.

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jan 31, 2005 08:11 PM

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Posted by smm2675

I can describe the amount of vomit I produced Friday and its consistency and color if you want!

oh please please? hope you are feeling better.

Well it was quite loose, with small flecks of undigested food at first... oh I'm just teasing!

I'm feeling much btter, thank you Sarah!

And now I feel as though I have to antagaonize the Slider for my public!

sarahthegreat Posted: Jan 31, 2005 08:13 PM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Posted by smm2675

I can describe the amount of vomit I produced Friday and its consistency and color if you want!

oh please please? hope you are feeling better.

i can see you are feeling better....hey the public wants, what it wants

ambersmom Posted: Jan 31, 2005 08:15 PM

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I'm glad you're feeling better but honestly your stories are so entertaining, you COULD be describing vomit and it would be riveting.

Slider!! Slider!! (chant-chant).

You are such an amazing writer!

sarahthegreat Posted: Jan 31, 2005 08:17 PM

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slider! slider!

can't you entice him some how??

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jan 31, 2005 08:23 PM

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OMG peer pressure! Thank you so much, I'm really flattered!

I'm afraid there is no amount of money, hot boys or cute shoes that can convince me to chat up the Slider...ever!!!

But have heart, I'm living with Mr Boots now and I've had to explain to him several times that tupperware will not spontaneously combust if you put it in the dishwasher. Give me time, I'm sure this living situation will be a veritable goldmine of stories!

ETA... where the hell were you girls when I was submitting short stories to literary magazines!! With this kind of response I definitely would have been published!

ellengrisal Posted: Jan 31, 2005 08:24 PM

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well at least tomorrow you'll have the weekly 7th heaven review!!! i'm looking forward to it

MonkeyLuv Posted: Jan 31, 2005 08:25 PM

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oh crap!!! I gotta turn that on!

sarahthegreat Posted: Jan 31, 2005 08:28 PM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

oh crap!!! I gotta turn that on!

don't bother - i'll summerize. one of the camdens screws up, but blames it on someone else. reverand camden forgives them and the whole congreation gets to hear about it on suday in their church