hey mor!!!! (make mor laugh monday)

you're going to love this (on facebook)


.... i'll update this in a little while with some funny pics and stuff...

?'Engagement rings are pointless. Indians gave cows...Oh sorry, congrats on proposing. We good now? Can I finish my indian story?'

'No. Humans will die out. We're weak. Dinosaurs survived on rotten flesh. You got diarrhea last week from a Wendy's.'

oooo direct site (not facebook)
(edited some so its okay for this site)

“You seen my cell phone?...What’s it look like? Like two horses (banging). It’s a phone, son. It looks like a phone.'

'I found some s hi t in your room...No, I found actual s hi t. Feces...Well I should hope it's from your shoes, otherwise what the (eff)?'

'Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a (effing) Honda Accord.'

'War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say 'This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker.'

^ THATS A CAKE!!!!

omg that wedding church pic is so frightening! but the expression on their faces makes that picture pricesless