HEYYY MOR!!! you still bored?
I figured I'd post some stuff to keep you entertained
<3 Megan
TFLN:
(206):
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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(850):
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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(next one is not pg)
(315):
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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(361):
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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(512):
The only thing the cop asked me is..... 'how are you still alive'?
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(602):
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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(for Kris)
(202):
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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fmylife.com:
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. I kissed her and promised her I would support her. She replied 'Great, so do you want me to introduce you to the father?' FML
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Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
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Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said 'Republic of China' on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML
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<3 Megan
TFLN:
(206):
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
-
(850):
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
-
(next one is not pg)
(315):
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
-
(361):
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
-
(512):
The only thing the cop asked me is..... 'how are you still alive'?
-
(602):
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
-
(for Kris)
(202):
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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fmylife.com:
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. I kissed her and promised her I would support her. She replied 'Great, so do you want me to introduce you to the father?' FML
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Today, I've recently gained weight so I bought an exercise video. I started it right away in my room on the top floor. My younger sister screamed and ran outside a few minutes later. She thought it was an earthquake. FML
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Today, I decided to buy my Chinese Studies professor a gift from Taiwan. So I bought her a mini-Taiwanese passport that said 'Republic of China' on it. As it turns out, it was actually a two-pack of travel condoms. FML
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