how can i tell my minister that i have a fat assss?
MrsSoto
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how can i tell my minister that i have a fat assss?
soooo...i think he said he likes when the b and g sits so they relax even though its not a full mass. i dont wanna sit cuz the seat has that opening at the bottom and i dont want my big fattttty showing and sticking out of that whole to all my guests.
yeah so what do i say, lol?
Rosalind_75
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dude, i have no freakin idea what you should tell him
all i know is that i cant stop laughin
soontobecruz
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You are INSANE!!!
Just tell him you would rather stand for the ceremony...
Also I don't think anyone is going to be staring at your asssss during your ceremony!
SoontobeMrs.Brown
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If you really feel that way you can always say that your dress is very uncomfortable to sit in with the veil on and the train not bustled and you would prefer to stand :)
bigsal
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Maybe you can put bows or tie a nice chair ribbon behind both chairs so no one can see.
Sandradv121
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oh-my-GOD!!! that is hiliarious!!!!!!
brittndave
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usually you sit off to the side so no one would see it anyway but if you really don't want to sit i would probably just tell him you'd rather stand since it's not a full mass and your dress is pretty uncomfortale to sit in
