How can you not love the Onion?

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



'Somewhere under that lumpish mass is a Gummi Bear clitoris, but you'd never know it.'

awesome. TOTALLY going to get a naughty cake for DHs birthday- anyone know of anywhere in Suffolk?

Yeah, occasionally customers used to say stuff like they hated to eat my 'You're the purr-fect valentine' pussy cakes, because they were fascinated by all the intricate labial folds piped around the vagina,' Nageli said. 'But lately, I've come around to thinking that a spatula does essentially the same trick as a pastry tube. I mean, a vulva's a vulva, right?'

This might beat my favorite onion article of all time...Mary Kate is dragging Ashley Down