How to tell if you need to pray at work......
Not sure what the 'praying' is for ... maybe for them all to go away ...
When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing 'good morning' to everyone and you think, 'Somebody needs to slap the sh*t out of her...You need to pray at work.
When someone comes in and announces, 'Office meeting in 5 minutes,'and you think, 'What the f**k do they want now?'....You need to pray at work.
When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say,'Which one of you sons of bitches turned off my computer?'....You need to pray at work.
When you and a coworker are discussing something and a third person comes in and says, 'Well, at my last office....', and you want to throw a stapler at him......You need to pray at work.
When you hear a coworker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, 'What the hell does this ***** want now?', and you try to hide underneath your desk or act like you are swamped working .........You need to pray at work.
When you're asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, 'Both of y'all can kiss my ***!!'.......You need to pray at work.
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for minutes waiting for the darn thing and they only go DOWN one floor,and you say 'Lazy *******'......You need to pray at work.
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, 'Sorry *** mother f%&%s'.......You need to pray at work.
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping, or flattening someone's tires that you work with......You need to pray at work.
If you avoid saying more than 'hello' or 'how are you doing' to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story........You need to pray at work.
If you have ever sat at your desk all day and played Solitaire, FreeCell, Jeopardy, Hearts or any other game or been on LIW , then get pissed when someone walks into your office and you have to stop playing.......You need to pray at work.
When a coworker comes in a little too happy singing 'good morning' to everyone and you think, 'Somebody needs to slap the sh*t out of her...You need to pray at work.
When someone comes in and announces, 'Office meeting in 5 minutes,'and you think, 'What the f**k do they want now?'....You need to pray at work.
When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to say,'Which one of you sons of bitches turned off my computer?'....You need to pray at work.
When you and a coworker are discussing something and a third person comes in and says, 'Well, at my last office....', and you want to throw a stapler at him......You need to pray at work.
When you hear a coworker call your name and the first thing that crosses your mind is, 'What the hell does this ***** want now?', and you try to hide underneath your desk or act like you are swamped working .........You need to pray at work.
When you're asked to stay late and help do someone else's work and the first thing that pops in your head is, 'Both of y'all can kiss my ***!!'.......You need to pray at work.
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who stood for minutes waiting for the darn thing and they only go DOWN one floor,and you say 'Lazy *******'......You need to pray at work.
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it and you think, 'Sorry *** mother f%&%s'.......You need to pray at work.
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping, or flattening someone's tires that you work with......You need to pray at work.
If you avoid saying more than 'hello' or 'how are you doing' to someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story........You need to pray at work.
If you have ever sat at your desk all day and played Solitaire, FreeCell, Jeopardy, Hearts or any other game or been on LIW , then get pissed when someone walks into your office and you have to stop playing.......You need to pray at work.
