Hump Day Game of Screw, Marry, Kill!

Let's play Screw, Marry, Kill...

Who would you screw, marry, or kill out of RON JEREMY, MCLOVIN, and DANNY DEVITO?!!!

LOL... wow tough one...

Screw: McLovin
Marry: Danny Devito (just cuz we are married does not mean I have to have sex with him - I can just reap the benefits of having a rich husband LOL)
Kill: Ron - he just grosses me out LOL

hahahahaah!!! omg, you should warn us before we open that!! i just burst out laughing in my office...thank god the boss isn't here yet!

ok, here goes...

Screw:
Marry:
Kill:

wow. i can't do this. lol i just threw up in my mouth a little

Lol this is ROUGH to answer and I made it up... umm...I'd have to kill Ron Jeremy he is nastier than a diarhea pie.

I'd (vomit) screw danny devito and marry Mclovin...

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

I'd have to kill Ron Jeremy he is nastier than a diarhea pie.

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haha...by the way, that picture of him is so ridiculously funny

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Posted by futurestevens

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

I'd have to kill Ron Jeremy he is nastier than a diarhea pie.

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haha...by the way, that picture of him is so ridiculously funny

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lolll you'd think he would've trimmed his butt hairs for the occasion...

Who would you screw, marry, or kill out of RON JEREMY, MCLOVIN, and DANNY DEVITO?!!!

OMG
Thank GOD no one saw me looking at that! They woudl have Fired me thinking I am looking at Porn!!!!!!!

I would KILL Jeremy ... I cant stand him...

I would Screw Danny Devito ONLY BECAUSE
I WOULD MARRY MCLOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

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Posted by futurestevens

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

I'd have to kill Ron Jeremy he is nastier than a diarhea pie.

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haha...by the way, that picture of him is so ridiculously funny

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lolll you'd think he would've trimmed his butt hairs for the occasion...

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omg, i can't open this thread anymore. every time i do i start cracking up again!!!! you're too funny

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

lolll you'd think he would've trimmed his butt hairs for the occasion...

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Posted by Neeks

lol omgggggggggggg pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee hahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Neeks you FAIL this course! Didn't answer the question!

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Posted by futurestevens

hahahahaah!!! omg, you should warn us before we open that!! i just burst out laughing in my office...thank god the boss isn't here yet!

ok, here goes...

Screw:
Marry:
Kill:

wow. i can't do this. lol i just threw up in my mouth a little

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seriously She really ruined my breakfast today lol

Oh I'd so screw McLovin
marry Danny Devito...after getting no pre nup and have him bumped off and live off all that money
Kill - Ron...although he'd prob be the best in bed, he's just um...ewwww. lol

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Posted by Neeks

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Posted by futurestevens

hahahahaah!!! omg, you should warn us before we open that!! i just burst out laughing in my office...thank god the boss isn't here yet!

ok, here goes...

Screw:
Marry:
Kill:

wow. i can't do this. lol i just threw up in my mouth a little

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seriously She really ruined my breakfast today lol

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lol hahahahah Come on, get a McMuffin to go with your McLovin!

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Posted by Neeks

you gave the worse options ever lol thats no fair ill marry the nerd... and kill the porn star lol i guess my only other choice is to screw mini me lol you couldnt find someone taller?? lol

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Hey...he can reach alll the right spotsss

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

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Posted by Neeks

you gave the worse options ever lol thats no fair ill marry the nerd... and kill the porn star lol i guess my only other choice is to screw mini me lol you couldnt find someone taller?? lol

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Hey...he can reach alll the right spotsss

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LMAO HAHAHAHAHA


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LOL

i just had my whole office look at me b.c out of no where i just started laughing!!! HAHA

Marry: Danny Devito (even though i think of the penguin everytime i see him)

Screw: Mc lovin... the only half way decent one

Kill Ron Jeremy... EEEWWWW Cant even look at him... haha

Love it!!! Thanks for the laugh

I love this!

I wanna marry McLovin, but I *really* don't wanna bang Ron Jeremy or Danny DeVito.

OMGGGGGGGGG I am crying over here! I am trying to hold in the laughter so much its gotta come out somewhere haha

anyway - this is REALLY gross - but - screw: McLovin
MArry: DeVito - I agree with jessie - just b/c u marry doesn't mean you have to screw him.. he's rich! lol

Kill - ron jeremy! YUCK! that picture is hilarious though. I am so glad no one saw me opening that LMAO