HUMP DAY HA-HA'S
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If you are short AND large-breasted, never lean over a still hot burner to get something from a cabinet. You will end up with a hole in your sleep shirt and a painful burn in an interesting spot. #LFMF
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I ran into a co-worker who I knew was taking parental leave. I smiled at her rather large belly and asked when the baby was due. She then awkwardly informed me he was a month old. #LFMF
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Even if it's only a few tantalizing feet away, do not step into the freshly waxed lane to retrieve your kid's stalled bowling ball. #LFMF
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(you know you tried it!)
sry, no tfln or fml's today.. too busy.
