Husbands- A joke from my mil

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife,
>
> pinched her on the butt and said, 'If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control-top panty hose.
> While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
>
> The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her
> breasts and said, 'You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra.'
>
> This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him
> by his 'winkie.' With a death grip in place,



she said, 'You know, if you firmed this up,



we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool
> man, and your brother.'

LOL