I am sure we could all use a good laugh!
>
>
> I think some of these have been around a time
> or two but some I didn't recognize......probably OTD
> on my part, but enjoy if you've not seen them before
> & delete if you have...........P
>
>
>
> One day my housework-challenged husband
> decided to wash his
> > Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into
> the laundry room, he
> > shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the
> washing machine?'
> > 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say
> on your shirt?'
> > He yelled back, 'University of Oklahoma.'
> >
> > And they say blondes are dumb...
> >
> > A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I
> am going to make you the
> > happiest woman in the world.' The woman
> replies, 'I'll miss you...'
> >
> > 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
> Jack says as he stepped
> > out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think
> the neighbors would
> > think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
> > 'Probably that I married you for your
> money,' she replied.
> >
> > He said - Shall we try swapping positions
> tonight? She said - That's
> > a good idea... you stand by the ironing
> board while I sit on the sofa
> > and fart.
> >
> > Q: What do you call an intelligent, good
> looking, sensitive man?
> > A: A rumor
> >
> > A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were
> celebrating their 40th
> > wedding anniversary. On their special day a
> good fairy came to them
> > and said that because they had been so good
> that each one of them
> > could have one wish. The wife wished for a
> trip around the world with
> > her husband.
> >
> > Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise
> tickets in her hands.
> > The man wished for a female companion 30
> years younger...
> > Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
> Gotta love that fairy!
> >
> > A PRAYER....
> >
> > Dear Lord,
> > I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
> > Love to forgive him;
> > And Patience for his moods.
> > Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
> > I'll beat him to death.
> > AMEN
> >
> > Q: Why do little boys whine?
> > A: They are practicing to be men.
> >
> > Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
> > A: Trustworthy.
> >
> > Q: What does it mean when a man is in your
> bed gasping for breath and
> > calling your name?
> > A: You did not hold the pillow down long
> enough.
> >
> > Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill
> their males after mating?
> > A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
> >
> > Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting
> on the toilet?
> > A: It helps them remember which end they
> need to wipe.
> >
> > Q: What is the difference between men and
> women?
> > A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her
> every need. A man wants every
> > woman to satisfy his one need.
> >
> > Q: How do you keep your husband from reading
> your e-mail?
> > A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction
> Manuals'
> >
> > Send this to five bright, funny women you
> know and make their day!
> > And send this to five bright men who have
> enough sense of humor to
> > take it!
>
> I think some of these have been around a time
> or two but some I didn't recognize......probably OTD
> on my part, but enjoy if you've not seen them before
> & delete if you have...........P
>
>
>
> One day my housework-challenged husband
> decided to wash his
> > Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into
> the laundry room, he
> > shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the
> washing machine?'
> > 'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say
> on your shirt?'
> > He yelled back, 'University of Oklahoma.'
> >
> > And they say blondes are dumb...
> >
> > A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I
> am going to make you the
> > happiest woman in the world.' The woman
> replies, 'I'll miss you...'
> >
> > 'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,'
> Jack says as he stepped
> > out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think
> the neighbors would
> > think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
> > 'Probably that I married you for your
> money,' she replied.
> >
> > He said - Shall we try swapping positions
> tonight? She said - That's
> > a good idea... you stand by the ironing
> board while I sit on the sofa
> > and fart.
> >
> > Q: What do you call an intelligent, good
> looking, sensitive man?
> > A: A rumor
> >
> > A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were
> celebrating their 40th
> > wedding anniversary. On their special day a
> good fairy came to them
> > and said that because they had been so good
> that each one of them
> > could have one wish. The wife wished for a
> trip around the world with
> > her husband.
> >
> > Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise
> tickets in her hands.
> > The man wished for a female companion 30
> years younger...
> > Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
> Gotta love that fairy!
> >
> > A PRAYER....
> >
> > Dear Lord,
> > I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
> > Love to forgive him;
> > And Patience for his moods.
> > Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
> > I'll beat him to death.
> > AMEN
> >
> > Q: Why do little boys whine?
> > A: They are practicing to be men.
> >
> > Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
> > A: Trustworthy.
> >
> > Q: What does it mean when a man is in your
> bed gasping for breath and
> > calling your name?
> > A: You did not hold the pillow down long
> enough.
> >
> > Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill
> their males after mating?
> > A: To stop the snoring before it starts.
> >
> > Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting
> on the toilet?
> > A: It helps them remember which end they
> need to wipe.
> >
> > Q: What is the difference between men and
> women?
> > A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her
> every need. A man wants every
> > woman to satisfy his one need.
> >
> > Q: How do you keep your husband from reading
> your e-mail?
> > A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction
> Manuals'
> >
> > Send this to five bright, funny women you
> know and make their day!
> > And send this to five bright men who have
> enough sense of humor to
> > take it!
