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i called out, omg i am such a freakin actress!

MrsSoto Posted:

i called out, omg i am such a freakin actress!

so i called out cuz im just lazy, its raining and i am excited to work on setting up our new place. but im a f'en freak...i started hysterically crying like realllll tears when i was callig out, i said that with the move we just did, things are all over the place and this huge crystal bowl fell on my foot!!!! omg, God forbid but i got the idea because something really did fall on my foot and it hurt but not to the point of tears and 'yes yes the ambulance is pulling up'. o God, now I have to wear a freakin ace bandage tomorrow!

MrsC2010 Posted:

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Soon2bMrsH Posted:

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good luck pulling that one off!!!! im cracking up!
Jenna_and_John Posted:

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You crackkkkk me up lolol, I love it!!! Enjoy your day!!! Did I miss a post about you guys getting a place together or am I just lost and has this always been?

kris_gets_hitched Posted:

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Good for you!
I considered the same (albeit without the theatrics ) but decided against it...I've had days off lately so I just ****** it up and came to work.
'THE AMBULANCE IS PULLING UP!!!'
Bahahahahahaha

stinenandy2010 Posted:

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Jenna_and_John Posted:

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Posted by Jenna_and_John

You crackkkkk me up lolol, I love it!!! Enjoy your day!!! Did I miss a post about you guys getting a place together or am I just lost and has this always been?



P.s- I've done that before where I go to tell a lie like your situation and suddenly I get really into it and believably cry over something that's made up! Weird lol so I'm with you haha
Lsorrent Posted:

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Whatever happened to the good old food poisoning or migraine excuse????
MrsSoto Posted:

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aw im glad i made you guys laugh!

jenna, weve always lived together, just moved into a new place

and laura, ive used the traditional ones way too much over and over. its time for new ones...i really put out all the stops... ive used

1. im stuck in NJ, we were coming back from AC last night and a lamp post fell down right before the enterance to the Lincoln
2. a bird flew in my car and tried to get out and broke the window
3. i have really bad circulation (true story) and yes again, hospital!

you guys want to add to the list????
jayepyt Posted:

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Ivansgirl Posted:

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lol you are too much
MrsHandsome2Be Posted:

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LOL ... practice your limp for tomorrow!

enjoy your day off!! i'm jealous!
megan_gallagher Posted:

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omg i did the same thing last week! I was reading the twilight series and called out tuesday with a stomach ache (which I DID have- but I have stomach problems.. so it wasn't THAT bad)

then the next day I ended up REALLY needing the day off... I had other problems that I'd rather not get into.... but I spent the day reading (and going to the dr).

don't feel bad about it- everyone needs a little time off.
runnerbride1023 Posted:

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OMG I am dying!!!!

The ambulence part might have been a little over the top. But nonetheless hilarious!!

Jenna_and_John Posted:

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Posted by MrsSoto

aw im glad i made you guys laugh!

jenna, weve always lived together, just moved into a new place

and laura, ive used the traditional ones way too much over and over. its time for new ones...i really put out all the stops... ive used

1. im stuck in NJ, we were coming back from AC last night and a lamp post fell down right before the enterance to the Lincoln
2. a bird flew in my car and tried to get out and broke the window
3. i have really bad circulation (true story) and yes again, hospital!

you guys want to add to the list????



You are great lol, congrats on the new place!!!
grkbarbie Posted:

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u guys are soo effin dramatic. lmaoo

the ebst 1 i used to use.. i dont use any anymore cuz i come and go as i please (dont jinx please)

' i waso n my way to work, wasnt feelign well.. so i pulled over and puked...'


they'll be grossed out #1

and #2.. it shows that u made an effort to come to work.


FutureMrsSoltan Posted:

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Posted by grkbarbie

u guys are soo effin dramatic. lmaoo

the ebst 1 i used to use.. i dont use any anymore cuz i come and go as i please (dont jinx please)

' i waso n my way to work, wasnt feelign well.. so i pulled over and puked...'


they'll be grossed out #1

and #2.. it shows that u made an effort to come to work.





HAHAHAHA I have used that before and you are right they do get very grossed out and tell you just go home and get some rest call us tomorrow lol........ I dont think i would be able to do the whole abulance thing, im not that good at making up storieslol
MNM91710 Posted:

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I am really good at this too! lol

My most recent was i came to work with no make up on (very scary) and i waited for my boss to go get coffee, 9:15am so then i ran in the bathroom and made my face all red and then walked out and caught her in the hall and she was like ' Oh are you ok?' I told her i threw up and she was like ughhh go home

lori7570 Posted:

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You girlies are funny!!
Smilenr0 Posted:

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Lau..

you know none of this would have been accepted here at the IO!!! hahahaa

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