and still.... more to come (haven't been on these sites in 5 days.. i'm a little behind)
halfbaked
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Hahahaha these are great!!!
AwaitingAugust
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thanks - i def needed a laugh
Im_My_Own_Princess
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halfbaked
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I did. I did read it in his voice.
AwaitingAugust
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I did. I did read it in his voice.
lol: me too
Im_My_Own_Princess
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but wait... there's more:
(TFLN and FML)
(254):
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!! --- (+61):
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need (male body part)' and going back. sorry. ---
(412):
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together. ---
(847):
You just kept screaming 'You are no House!!!' at the ER doc trying to stitch your head ---
(404):
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me. ---
(310):
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by 'with my neighbors' I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by 'partying' I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila. ----
(973):
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes? ---
(217):
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside ---
(973):
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say 'hakuna matata' in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year. ---
(817):
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts. ---
(256):
you were saying 'i am the vodka queen!' and then in a different voice replying to yourself 'all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!' ---
WARNING- next one is gross
(716):
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon. ---
(313):
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot (313):
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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(503):
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today ---------------------------------------------------------
Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML ---
Today, I accidentally walked in on my girlfriend changing. She responded by screaming, throwing herself on the ground to avoid me seeing her, and crawling into the bathroom. We've been living together for 2 months. FML ---
Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML ---
Today, my boyfriend asked his parents if I could spend the night so I wouldn't have to drive so far and come back the next day. After a very long pause, his dad finally said sure, then yelled after us 'You'll have to sleep in separate beds,' as we walked into his room. My boyfriend is 25. FML ---
Today, my girlfriend and I got in an argument so intense that she left saying that we needed to spend some time apart. The argument was over what was the best PIXAR movie. FML ---
Today, I set the date for my wedding. My fiancé then informed me that his family won't bother to show up because it's too far to drive and gas is expensive. The wedding is in 2 years. FML ---
Today, my very overprotective dad finally let my boyfriend stay the night. My bed creaks a lot. While we were fidgeting to get comfy, my dad burst in with a chair leg screaming at my boyfriend to get out. He was so scared he **** himself. FML ---
Today, I woke up to find out that I peed the bed. It wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't sharing it with 3 other people, and if the bed wasn't an air mattress. FML ---
oday, my future mother-in-law finally admitted that I'm 'not the girl for her son' and that she will do anything to break us up. FML ---
Today, my boyfriend got scared of a fly, freaked out, and accidentally punched me in the face. FML ---
Today, my email got hacked and sent all my contacts something for Viagra. My husband thinks I really sent it to him on purpose and now won't even talk to me. FML ---
Today, I had to do something that many young technologically-savvy people fear. I had to get on my dad's Facebook for him to delete a rather scandalous photo of his genitals he accidentally uploaded. FML ---
Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the 'moaning' was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML ---
