I forgot to tell you girls...my first wedding nightmare!!!
So I woke up hysterical crying this morning (i am a very vivid dreamer and can usually remember a lot...some of these details have faded b/c its so much later but here's what I remember)
It was my wedding day...Everything was going perfect, I was all excited, all ready to get dressed and nothing could go wrong. Well when I put on my dress it was supposed to be a floor length gown with a huge train, scalloped edges and lots of detail. By the time i got it on and over my head it was tea-length, making the scallops look retarded...the train was in a permenant retarded bustle and all the detail was peeling off as though they were peel and stick decals that lost their stickiness. Now mind you I was getting ready in this HUGE living room where all the other guests were waiting until it was time. So after getting dressed I shrugged off the dress (i dont care its my wedding day and nothing is stopping me) and wanted to see the room before everything started. Well I walked in and burst into tears. It wasn't my stuff. EVERYTHING was wrong. I did a lap. It had balloon centerpeices and everything was pink and purple. On the tables were little books telling the story of John and Melissa,a nd the only thing on the table was a fork and a plate for each person. It looked like pepto bismol threw up in the room and sprinkled purple all over the place. I found my maitre'd and said this isn't mine, where is my wedding going to be, and he said this is your room, what do you mean. I said John and Melissa's stuff is all over the place, this is not MY ROOM or MY STUFF. He said look it is. I looked back and all the books were gone and my cake was there but everything else was still the same!!!! I was so frustrated, but said I don't have time, i have to go Mikey is going to be here soon, and he can't see me in my dress. So playing the lil mission impossible character person I am, I had to sneak back to my room past all the guests that I didn't want to see me in my dress, cause I wanted to surprise them all. Well standing in the lobby I had to run through was my ex. He was in jeans and a t-shirt, but just felt it important for him to be at my wedding. I ducked past him hoping he wouldn't see the big white ugly poofy tea-length dress (that I was wearing my white sneakers and socks that i picked out with), and he didn't. THen I get back to my room that I was using, and there is someone else's wedding going on in there!!!!
Then I finally woke up gasping for air with tears streaming down my face!!!!
It was my wedding day...Everything was going perfect, I was all excited, all ready to get dressed and nothing could go wrong. Well when I put on my dress it was supposed to be a floor length gown with a huge train, scalloped edges and lots of detail. By the time i got it on and over my head it was tea-length, making the scallops look retarded...the train was in a permenant retarded bustle and all the detail was peeling off as though they were peel and stick decals that lost their stickiness. Now mind you I was getting ready in this HUGE living room where all the other guests were waiting until it was time. So after getting dressed I shrugged off the dress (i dont care its my wedding day and nothing is stopping me) and wanted to see the room before everything started. Well I walked in and burst into tears. It wasn't my stuff. EVERYTHING was wrong. I did a lap. It had balloon centerpeices and everything was pink and purple. On the tables were little books telling the story of John and Melissa,a nd the only thing on the table was a fork and a plate for each person. It looked like pepto bismol threw up in the room and sprinkled purple all over the place. I found my maitre'd and said this isn't mine, where is my wedding going to be, and he said this is your room, what do you mean. I said John and Melissa's stuff is all over the place, this is not MY ROOM or MY STUFF. He said look it is. I looked back and all the books were gone and my cake was there but everything else was still the same!!!! I was so frustrated, but said I don't have time, i have to go Mikey is going to be here soon, and he can't see me in my dress. So playing the lil mission impossible character person I am, I had to sneak back to my room past all the guests that I didn't want to see me in my dress, cause I wanted to surprise them all. Well standing in the lobby I had to run through was my ex. He was in jeans and a t-shirt, but just felt it important for him to be at my wedding. I ducked past him hoping he wouldn't see the big white ugly poofy tea-length dress (that I was wearing my white sneakers and socks that i picked out with), and he didn't. THen I get back to my room that I was using, and there is someone else's wedding going on in there!!!!
Then I finally woke up gasping for air with tears streaming down my face!!!!
