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I found my yogurt!!

MonkeyLuv Posted:

I found my yogurt!!

It was in the fridge, behind stuff!

JimmysBride Posted:

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mmmm... I love La Creme!!

nov04LIbride Posted:

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Did you ever read the book the Twits when you were little? About the couple trying to make each other go insane by hiding their fake eyeballs and cutting down the chair legs to make each other think they are shrinking?

Anyway, I think Mr Boots took away the yogurt, then put it back behind other stuff to make you think you dreamed of the missing yogurt when in fact it was there all the time! Mr Boots should be renamed Mr Sneaky Pants really...


ETA: The teaser for the book...

'Have there ever been two more wretched people than Mr. and Mrs. Twit? They're not just horrible, they're extra–specially horrible. Mr. Twit has a beard that houses every bit of moldy food that nearly made it to his mouth. Mrs. Twit has a glass eye which she likes to pop in her husband's beer, saying, 'I've got eyes everywhere so you'd better be careful.' But Mr. Twit can play tricks on his wife that are just as clever and nasty. The Muggle–Wump monkeys, stuck in a cage in the Twit's weedy, grubby garden, have been watching them play tricks on each other for years. Now Mr. Muggle–Wump has an idea for a trick of his own –– and he's going to make monkeys out of the Twits!'
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by nov04LIbride

Did you ever read the book the Twits when you were little? About the couple trying to make each other go insane by hiding their fake eyeballs and cutting down the chair legs to make each other think they are shrinking?

Anyway, I think Mr Boots took away the yogurt, then put it back behind other stuff to make you think you dreamed of the missing yogurt when in fact it was there all the time! Mr Boots should be renamed Mr Sneaky Pants really...



The Twits was Roald Dahl, right? I never read it, I was too busy scaring th bejesus out of myself with The Witches and the giants from The BFG!

I would totally blame Mr Boots, but it was behind stuff in the fridge at work... myabe it was the Slider!
nov04LIbride Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by nov04LIbride

Did you ever read the book the Twits when you were little? About the couple trying to make each other go insane by hiding their fake eyeballs and cutting down the chair legs to make each other think they are shrinking?

Anyway, I think Mr Boots took away the yogurt, then put it back behind other stuff to make you think you dreamed of the missing yogurt when in fact it was there all the time! Mr Boots should be renamed Mr Sneaky Pants really...



The Twits was Roald Dahl, right? I never read it, I was too busy scaring th bejesus out of myself with The Witches and the giants from The BFG!

I would totally blame Mr Boots, but it was behind stuff in the fridge at work... myabe it was the Slider!



Yup, Roald Dahl. I added the teaser--you have to read it! The monkeys save the day!
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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Posted by nov04LIbride

Yup, Roald Dahl. I added the teaser--you have to read it! The monkeys save the day!



When don't monkeys save the day!!!
nov04LIbride Posted:

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Posted by MonkeyLuv


Posted by nov04LIbride

Yup, Roald Dahl. I added the teaser--you have to read it! The monkeys save the day!



When don't monkeys save the day!!!



When they eat testicles!

'The Muggle–Wump monkeys, stuck in a cage in the Twit's weedy, grubby garden, have been watching them play tricks on each other for years. Now Mr. Muggle–Wump has an idea for a trick of his own –– and he's going to make monkeys out of the Twits!'
MonkeyLuv Posted:

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I love it!!

P.S. they don't eat testicles, they sever them!
usuk2004 Posted:

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Posted by nov04LIbride

Mr Boots should be renamed Mr Sneaky Pants really...




Mr Sneaky BOOTS!!!!!

wc0143 Posted:

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Oh please be the Slider making a comeback!!!!

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