i get such a kick reading this everytime!!!
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance -
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable
programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What
can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
_____________________________________________________________
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved
Me.htm'andt try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0
update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will automatically download the Snoring
Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs
a virus in the background which will eventually seize control of all
your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.
We recommend GOOD Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance -
particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable
programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What
can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
_____________________________________________________________
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment
Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved
Me.htm'andt try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0
update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will automatically download the Snoring
Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs
a virus in the background which will eventually seize control of all
your system resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does
have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You
might consider buying additional software to improve memory and
performance.
We recommend GOOD Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
