I HAD to post this... Read (FUNNY!!!)

EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!
ALL ARE WELCOME

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:




DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS

Step by step guide with slide presentation


TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?

Roundtable discussion


DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)


DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?

Debate among a panel of experts.


LOSS OF VIRILITY

Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS

Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO


EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?

Group discussion and role play


HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH

PowerPoint presentation


REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST

Real life testimonial from the one man who did


IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?

Driving simulation


LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER

Online class and role playing


HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE

Bring your calendar or PDA to class


GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME

Individual counsellors available

So cute!

OMG!!!!!!

So funny!!!!

Too funny!!! Sometimes FH says he should teach a class to other men in how to do these things!!!!!

HA HA my FH could use some of those classes!

That was the most perfect thing I have read for my evening. ESPECIALLY the one about the laundry. I, myself, just had to do that very same demonstration tonight. The laundry basket was TWO FEET in front of where he dropped his dirty undies.... I'm like... uhh... I led him by the hand to the laundry room because I just didn't understand how he could have missed the basket that was RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM!!

Then... (it's been a good night) he goes out for ice-cream. You'd think after 2 years he'd know by now. Nope! He comes back with Heath Bar something... don't like heath bar and something full of peanut butter. Don't like that in my ice-cream. And he knew all this!

I seriously wonder.

BUT... I love the guy more than life itself so I only let him suffer for a little bit!

Too funny

Mailed it to my FH as after Pre-Cana this weekend, we're discussing all the 'little' things that we're not prepared for.