I love dogs, but I might need to make an exception...

Becca2010 Posted: Sep 10, 2009 09:55 AM

I love dogs, but I might need to make an exception...

So at my office, I sit in one of the desks that faces the door and I can plainly see outside.

A guy just tied up his dog (really nice looking golden retriever) onto a post so he could go into the deli next door. The dog then proceeds to drag his asss across the cement (I think that means he has worms? Or maybe just an itchy arse!). Anyway, to make matters worse, as the dog gets going with the dragging, he gets a woody!!! A stiff one!!! Ahhhh!!

So to recap, there's a dog with a hard on scratching his asss in front of my job. GREAT way to start my day huh?
Where's my flask when I need it most???

MrsC2010 Posted: Sep 10, 2009 09:58 AM

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not to be gross but the dragging of the dogs arse is probably bc he needs his anal glands drained...this is what happens with some breeds...when the glands fill up they drag their butts bc it bothers them

Soon2bShea Posted: Sep 10, 2009 09:59 AM

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well scratching his arse doesn't necessarily mean worms. could be he just had an itchy arse or he needed his anal glands drained (which is a subject im sure no one really wants to hear about )

at least you have something to entertain you (or disgust you...) while you work!

Soon2bShea Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:00 AM

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Posted by MrsC2010

not to be gross but the dragging of the dogs *** is probably bc he needs his anal glands drained...some breeds need this and when the glands fill up the drag their buts bc it bothers them

2 votes for anal glands!

Rosalind_75 Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:00 AM

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great way to start the morning

jcreilly Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:00 AM

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amarra121 Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:05 AM

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HAHa, That is SOOOOOOOOOO gross. HAHA

grkbarbie Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:06 AM

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2010 Fall Bride Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:07 AM

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OMG!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

20mrsc10 Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:07 AM

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i third the anal glands

my dog scratches his booty when he needs his drained too

MarjorieFrank Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:08 AM

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OMG! That is soooo disgusting!!!!

GiannisWifey Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:09 AM

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omgggg!

Jna2010 Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:11 AM

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hmmm wonder if thats a sign? lmaooooo

Becca2010 Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:15 AM

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Posted by Jna2010

hmmm wonder if thats a sign? lmaooooo

A sign?? Dammit, I really didn't want to have an itchy arse today!!

grkbarbie Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:21 AM

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anall glands???

i guess the dog is greek?

Becca2010 Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:23 AM

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Posted by grkbarbie

anall glands???

i guess the dog is greek?

Why do you ask? Do you get your anal glands drained often?

grkbarbie Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:24 AM

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lol ask your FH!!!

ooo snaaaaaaaapppp

GiannisWifey Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:25 AM

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Posted by grkbarbie

lol ask your FH!!!

ooo snaaaaaaaapppp

lmaooooo you girls are funny.... becca, let us know what he says!

Becca2010 Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:26 AM

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Posted by grkbarbie

lol ask your FH!!!

ooo snaaaaaaaapppp

He says you probably should drain them soon, getting kinda STANK back there!

halfbaked Posted: Sep 10, 2009 10:28 AM

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I don't know what's worse- the hard on or the *** dragging. Ugh I know before my dog was fixed he'd get 'excited' and it was the grossest thing ever. Then I got a lady dog who wasn't fixed yet and she got her period. Ughhhhh. So gross. Thank god they're cute!