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Submitted Cute and Funny Quotes from Kids <3 ![]()
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'Mom, I think you better just let the guy on the radio sing this song.' Laura, Age 3
In trying to adjust pants that were just a little to tight, my six year-old exclaimed, 'These pants are squishing my peanuts!' -- Holden, 6
'Mommy doesn't like the flip-flop panties because they go all the way up to her uterus.' - Avery, 5
Mom- you have to eat your peas. Girl- I don't want to. Mom- If you don't eat your peas then Santa won't come. Girl (mutters under her breath)- The easter bunny would never make me do this.
we told are son that his aunt has a baby in her belly so he yelled at her 'you ate your baby? are u nuts?' hes 4.
I was combing my 6 year old daughter's hair and explained to her that if her hair is not kept nice as a child she will have bad hair as an adult...she looked up at me and said...'oh mommy so that is why you have bad hair now!'
While playing with popsicle sticks in pre-school, our 3-year old son Declan asked, 'Who cut all the ice cream off of these popsicle sticks?'
Me: Did you poop in your diaper? Rowan, 15 months: No. Me: Who did, then? Rowan: Grandma!!!
Sebastian, 3 -- 'Why do you have to go to work, Daddy?' Dad -- 'To make money so we can buy food and toys and stuff.' Sebastian -- 'Wait right here Daddy.' He runs out of the room and comes back 30 second later with his piggy bank. 'I have money. You don't have to go to work.'
Our dog was howling and my daughter yelled, 'use your words!' Harper, age 2
'Mom, I think you better just let the guy on the radio sing this song.' Laura, Age 3
In trying to adjust pants that were just a little to tight, my six year-old exclaimed, 'These pants are squishing my peanuts!' -- Holden, 6
'Mommy doesn't like the flip-flop panties because they go all the way up to her uterus.' - Avery, 5
Mom- you have to eat your peas. Girl- I don't want to. Mom- If you don't eat your peas then Santa won't come. Girl (mutters under her breath)- The easter bunny would never make me do this.
we told are son that his aunt has a baby in her belly so he yelled at her 'you ate your baby? are u nuts?' hes 4.
I was combing my 6 year old daughter's hair and explained to her that if her hair is not kept nice as a child she will have bad hair as an adult...she looked up at me and said...'oh mommy so that is why you have bad hair now!'
While playing with popsicle sticks in pre-school, our 3-year old son Declan asked, 'Who cut all the ice cream off of these popsicle sticks?'
Me: Did you poop in your diaper? Rowan, 15 months: No. Me: Who did, then? Rowan: Grandma!!!
Sebastian, 3 -- 'Why do you have to go to work, Daddy?' Dad -- 'To make money so we can buy food and toys and stuff.' Sebastian -- 'Wait right here Daddy.' He runs out of the room and comes back 30 second later with his piggy bank. 'I have money. You don't have to go to work.'
Our dog was howling and my daughter yelled, 'use your words!' Harper, age 2
