I Love New York: God, why do I watch this show?
I'd summarize the last episode, but it was like 8 months ago and I forgot most of it.
Immediately, the boys have a b-ball challenge. It was pretty clear that New York's 'friend' would be in the WNBA. Because - whatever they're predictable at the VH1.
I think that Chamo sweats anal lube and I have to convince the man (who watched the whole show with me) that he does indeed possess a penis. Though if you have a package, you shouldn't ever be able to split your legs like that. Anyway, 12 Pack is obviously drunk and Tango 'injures' himself and only Rico and White Boy can score a basket against the WNBA star who met New York five minutes before taping. Rico and White Boy (WB) play against each other for a date with New York. WB wins.
Tango goes to the hospital for his injured shoulder and then we watch a boring date at some restaurant that the man claims is a really crappy place in LA. Whatever - this date is soooo boring. WB gets a gift from New York. A watch. I don't know if it's fancy - it might as well be a swatch. You know that VH1 paid for that shizz either way. WB thanks her with a kiss and NY claims that he's bad at it. He looks like he's trying to swallow her face, so yeah, it must be bad. However, I still maintain that you cannot complain because you boned Flavor Mr. Hankey Flav.
Back from the date, Real and 12 Pack have a plan. That 12 Pack is always thinking. Or drinking. Rose petals? Massage oil? Candles? They rub her down and I throw up on myself. At least 12 Pack and Real are fully clothed. New York must get it on a lot in front of her dog because she said that Her Majesty knows that when Momma's busy to go play with her bone. Shut up. But guess who busts up the fun? Guess - Tricia knows. It's her Mr. Boston. He feeds her a midnight microwavable snack. Just - ew.
Next day - brunch. It succks. Bees drive them inside, a fight between Tango and WB drives New York away. Please - since when do you hate the drama you crazy b1tch?!? Anyway, even the fight was really boring and everyone splits up. Tango talks to NY from outside, he's on the grass, she's at her balcony. 12 Pack asks if Tango will kill himself after they talk and I can't believe that this b@stard has read 'Romeo and Juliet.' Look who went to 9th grade English.
Eliminations. Boston has got to to stop picking his nose. He's got a finger up there in every other scene. I bet half of his outtakes are of him digging for mucus. 12 Pack looks sober for a change. New York says that 12 Pack has brains - no, honey, those were his testicles.
Blah blah blah, boring, Rico goes home because he's not trying hard enough. His real name is Sandro and![]()
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Tango talks some shizz like now the gloves come off and the brass knuckles go on. Dude, you freaking hurt yourself throwing a basketball. Good luck being tough.
I'm gonna shoot myself but I can't stop watching.
Immediately, the boys have a b-ball challenge. It was pretty clear that New York's 'friend' would be in the WNBA. Because - whatever they're predictable at the VH1.
I think that Chamo sweats anal lube and I have to convince the man (who watched the whole show with me) that he does indeed possess a penis. Though if you have a package, you shouldn't ever be able to split your legs like that. Anyway, 12 Pack is obviously drunk and Tango 'injures' himself and only Rico and White Boy can score a basket against the WNBA star who met New York five minutes before taping. Rico and White Boy (WB) play against each other for a date with New York. WB wins.
Tango goes to the hospital for his injured shoulder and then we watch a boring date at some restaurant that the man claims is a really crappy place in LA. Whatever - this date is soooo boring. WB gets a gift from New York. A watch. I don't know if it's fancy - it might as well be a swatch. You know that VH1 paid for that shizz either way. WB thanks her with a kiss and NY claims that he's bad at it. He looks like he's trying to swallow her face, so yeah, it must be bad. However, I still maintain that you cannot complain because you boned Flavor Mr. Hankey Flav.
Back from the date, Real and 12 Pack have a plan. That 12 Pack is always thinking. Or drinking. Rose petals? Massage oil? Candles? They rub her down and I throw up on myself. At least 12 Pack and Real are fully clothed. New York must get it on a lot in front of her dog because she said that Her Majesty knows that when Momma's busy to go play with her bone. Shut up. But guess who busts up the fun? Guess - Tricia knows. It's her Mr. Boston. He feeds her a midnight microwavable snack. Just - ew.
Next day - brunch. It succks. Bees drive them inside, a fight between Tango and WB drives New York away. Please - since when do you hate the drama you crazy b1tch?!? Anyway, even the fight was really boring and everyone splits up. Tango talks to NY from outside, he's on the grass, she's at her balcony. 12 Pack asks if Tango will kill himself after they talk and I can't believe that this b@stard has read 'Romeo and Juliet.' Look who went to 9th grade English.
Eliminations. Boston has got to to stop picking his nose. He's got a finger up there in every other scene. I bet half of his outtakes are of him digging for mucus. 12 Pack looks sober for a change. New York says that 12 Pack has brains - no, honey, those were his testicles.
Blah blah blah, boring, Rico goes home because he's not trying hard enough. His real name is Sandro and
Tango talks some shizz like now the gloves come off and the brass knuckles go on. Dude, you freaking hurt yourself throwing a basketball. Good luck being tough.
I'm gonna shoot myself but I can't stop watching.
