I Love New York: It's the End of the World as We Know It
I missed 45 minutes of this episode and I lack the strength to watch a repeat. No, seriously, this show drains me of my life force.
There were some boxing matches though and Boston got an asss whoping from Chance. Who I could sit on and break, dude is so skinny. Also,
Tango's a pansy. White Boy can play bball and fight. Yawn. Most interesting part was New York's weave and Chamo's use of purple. Does Chamo do New York's hair? Where did this new weave come from?
Eliminations. 12 Pack is drunk again or still. The weave is distracting me to no end. Boston picks his nose. He picks it so much that he used both index fingers at one time. W T F is up there that you need to attack both nostrils at once? I'm so repelled but amused to think that he might take New York by the hand and spread his slime on her skank hands.
BOSTON is eliminated and I think that I heard Tricia cry (girl, where ARE you?). New York fake camera cries about kicking him off. Then she makes out with him. What? You just sent his asss home - and yet I still have to watch you tongue bang him? Ew.
The previews for next week had me laughing so hard that I threw up (not even exaggerating). The ex-girlfriends come in to spend a day with New York and reveal some secrets. You must watch next week. Nothing will keep me from VH1 on Monday at 9 - not Karate Kid, not Edward Scissorhands - I'm going to learn the ex-girlfriend dirt on these man sluts and love it.
There were some boxing matches though and Boston got an asss whoping from Chance. Who I could sit on and break, dude is so skinny. Also,
Tango's a pansy. White Boy can play bball and fight. Yawn. Most interesting part was New York's weave and Chamo's use of purple. Does Chamo do New York's hair? Where did this new weave come from?
Eliminations. 12 Pack is drunk again or still. The weave is distracting me to no end. Boston picks his nose. He picks it so much that he used both index fingers at one time. W T F is up there that you need to attack both nostrils at once? I'm so repelled but amused to think that he might take New York by the hand and spread his slime on her skank hands.
BOSTON is eliminated and I think that I heard Tricia cry (girl, where ARE you?). New York fake camera cries about kicking him off. Then she makes out with him. What? You just sent his asss home - and yet I still have to watch you tongue bang him? Ew.
The previews for next week had me laughing so hard that I threw up (not even exaggerating). The ex-girlfriends come in to spend a day with New York and reveal some secrets. You must watch next week. Nothing will keep me from VH1 on Monday at 9 - not Karate Kid, not Edward Scissorhands - I'm going to learn the ex-girlfriend dirt on these man sluts and love it.
