I Love New York: Scandalosity
Yeah, actually, not really.
The boys have a challenge - build Her Majesty a dog house.
You know what I think? That New York's dog belongs to her as much as that house does.
Three teams of blah blah blah dog house building. I missed this part because I was at the gym being forced to watch the disney channel.
Anyway, Team 12Pack-Heat-Real won, with 12 Pack as their captain. So let's list 12 Pack's skills: binge drinking, injecting steriods, tanning, stripping and building dog houses. These guys win a date: Real is COCKtails, Heat is dinner, 12 Pack dessert.
Ew.
Real took out the cornrows for NY and she was 'Feelin' it. She feels everything with all the STDs in her vageen. She says that she doesn't want to come between him and his brother. Uh, yes she does. She established what a crazy b1tch she is like 5000 times already.
Heat was dinner. Um, so Heat is crazy. Like seriously, kinda crazy. But I still think he's hot so I can get over his wanting to live with his Mamacita and Yaya forever. 12 Pack is dessert. Dessert consists of green leopard speedo and Tantra lessons. Ew to the flucking double EW. Real and Heat get jealous and get caught spying. Whatever, you're not jealous, you want face time on the camera. Date ends and big surpise, 12 Pack stays in the speedo for the rest of the freaking night. Put your flucking clothes on, I'm so sick of your waxed orange asss.
Some shizz goes on with Boston and Chance because they hate each other but I don't care because no blood was drawn. Though Chance does have some skillz in the barber arts so if the rap career doesn't pan out, he knows what his next move should be.
12 Pack and Heat stay up and get all super fabulously drunk together. It's disturbing. Heat's not so hot right now, singing about 12 Pack's body (no really) and slurring and ew.
Sister Patterson wakes their azzes up for church at 6am (Heat and 12 Pack run on an hour of sleep, wake up still drunk). Blah blah get ready, blah blah, Mr. Boston sounding racist on the limo ride over with NY and Momma.
Sister Patterson (Mom) goes all nutso at church; Onix thinks it's fake and tells the boyz about it. Shoulda kept quiet - Rico and Tango tattle.
Onix (William) is out and is told 'You're not good enough for me Onix.' He says goodbye to the guys and says to NY, 'I'm too good for you.'
This may be true but dude, YOU were on the show. He gloats that he exposed NY's mom as a fake. Dude, EVERYONE knows she's a fake.
Heat's (Jason) out because he loves Yaya too much.
End scene.
For the last two, it's officially going to be between Chance and Boston.
The boys have a challenge - build Her Majesty a dog house.
You know what I think? That New York's dog belongs to her as much as that house does.
Three teams of blah blah blah dog house building. I missed this part because I was at the gym being forced to watch the disney channel.
Anyway, Team 12Pack-Heat-Real won, with 12 Pack as their captain. So let's list 12 Pack's skills: binge drinking, injecting steriods, tanning, stripping and building dog houses. These guys win a date: Real is COCKtails, Heat is dinner, 12 Pack dessert.
Ew.
Real took out the cornrows for NY and she was 'Feelin' it. She feels everything with all the STDs in her vageen. She says that she doesn't want to come between him and his brother. Uh, yes she does. She established what a crazy b1tch she is like 5000 times already.
Heat was dinner. Um, so Heat is crazy. Like seriously, kinda crazy. But I still think he's hot so I can get over his wanting to live with his Mamacita and Yaya forever. 12 Pack is dessert. Dessert consists of green leopard speedo and Tantra lessons. Ew to the flucking double EW. Real and Heat get jealous and get caught spying. Whatever, you're not jealous, you want face time on the camera. Date ends and big surpise, 12 Pack stays in the speedo for the rest of the freaking night. Put your flucking clothes on, I'm so sick of your waxed orange asss.
Some shizz goes on with Boston and Chance because they hate each other but I don't care because no blood was drawn. Though Chance does have some skillz in the barber arts so if the rap career doesn't pan out, he knows what his next move should be.
12 Pack and Heat stay up and get all super fabulously drunk together. It's disturbing. Heat's not so hot right now, singing about 12 Pack's body (no really) and slurring and ew.
Sister Patterson wakes their azzes up for church at 6am (Heat and 12 Pack run on an hour of sleep, wake up still drunk). Blah blah get ready, blah blah, Mr. Boston sounding racist on the limo ride over with NY and Momma.
Sister Patterson (Mom) goes all nutso at church; Onix thinks it's fake and tells the boyz about it. Shoulda kept quiet - Rico and Tango tattle.
Onix (William) is out and is told 'You're not good enough for me Onix.' He says goodbye to the guys and says to NY, 'I'm too good for you.'
This may be true but dude, YOU were on the show. He gloats that he exposed NY's mom as a fake. Dude, EVERYONE knows she's a fake.
Heat's (Jason) out because he loves Yaya too much.
End scene.
For the last two, it's officially going to be between Chance and Boston.
