i LOVE tfln & effmylife! (warning.. not for virgin eyes)
(214):
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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(718):
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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(406):
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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(513):
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dicck is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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Today, I tried to pet a cat while I was taking a break at work. As I approached it, meowing and everything, I soon realized it was just a black trash bag caught on a hook and blowing about in the wind. I'm so tired that I'm confusing animals and lifeless things. FML
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Today, my parents overreacted to the earthquake in Toronto, which wasn't even strong enough to knock anything over. They made me run out of the house. I was in the shower. My neighbours, who overreacted as well, were also outside. FML
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link to their wedding video
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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(718):
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
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(406):
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
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(513):
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dicck is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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Today, I tried to pet a cat while I was taking a break at work. As I approached it, meowing and everything, I soon realized it was just a black trash bag caught on a hook and blowing about in the wind. I'm so tired that I'm confusing animals and lifeless things. FML
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Today, my parents overreacted to the earthquake in Toronto, which wasn't even strong enough to knock anything over. They made me run out of the house. I was in the shower. My neighbours, who overreacted as well, were also outside. FML
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link to their wedding video
