i need help... silly help

so for my bach party we're going to see naked guys singing then cruising around the city.

so I want to do a silly scavenger hunt, not in teams though.
basically make a list of silly things and take pictures as we find them.

example:
man in blue shirt with ripped jeans
woman wearing heels and sweats

just random things like that... so thats where you girls come in.

can you help me make a list.

list some things we'll find in the city, not too hard but not too easy. we only have two hours after the show (boooo)

a drag queen
elmo

Girls/Guys with mismatched shoes (if you see any hipsters, this one will be easy )

B-List celebrity

Bum in designer clothes

A truck full of hot firemen

A transvestite

Someone in a Starter jacket

Someone with sleeve tattoos

The Naked Cowboy

Street preacher

Someone with a sign that says something like 'need money for drugs, booze and women'

Someone walking an animal that is NOT a dog

Someone with TP stuck to their shoe

Someone walking an animal that is NOT a dog

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omg the other day there was a very tall man wearing a top hat with a cat sitting on top of it.

I've seen some strange ish but that was bizarrrrree!!

more ideas (btw, i think this hunt sounds cute and fun!)

-Man with horrible toupee/combover

-Facial hair (goatee, handlebar, muttonchops, soul patch etc Try to get em all!)

-street performer (like those people who pretend they are a robot/ statue of liberty).

-someone wearing a 'I love NY shirt'