I needs some help please...

Can anyone please help me find the poem used for bridal showers with the cleaning products. I would appreciate it.
Thanks.

Here is one--I believe that a longer one exists too....

'Dear Bride, You are entering a new ERA. There will come a THYME in your marriage when you find 'groom's name' is not always MR.CLEAN, but don't send out the S.O.S. because he might VANISH. 'Groom's name' will always bring you CHEER and you will find him to be your white DOVE. When you are together you will find JOY, so remember your PLEDGE and give him your ALL. To 'bride's name' and 'groom's name' the Best of Luck &Good Fortune in the years to come. And may 'groom's name' always be your HONEY.

Here it is.... This is the one my cousins used for me... it has a lot more cleaning products than my previous post!

Dear Bride,
Since you met GROOM and he WISKEDyou OFF your feet, all of us understand that your smile is
truly a sign of happiness. You will be entering a new ERA in your life from
the minute you say YES!
There will come a THYME in your marriage when you find out little SECRETS. GROOM may be FANTASTIC but wait until BRIDE finds out that he is not always MR. CLEAN. However, all you ha ve to do is SHOUT and we 're sure he '11'BOUNCE up and down to keep the house SPICAND SPAN with a WINDEXshine.
So don't send out the SOS or use your ARM AND HAMMER because you can always DIAL mom. Also, don't forget ifAJAX doesn 't work, you can always call on MR. BUBBLES!
GROOM will always CARRESSyou and you willl find him to be
your white DOVE. And sometimes he 'll wake you up at
DA WN to SNUGGLE up close. We all agree that BRIDE and
GROOM will have a very happy life together. Our wish for you is tha t your home
be filled with happiness and you remain as happy as ever in the future with
each other & your PETS.
When you are together, you will find JOY, so remember your PLEDGE and give him your ALL.
The best of luck &good fortune in the years to come. And may GROOM always be your HONEY and may you SHOWER each other with lots of KISSES...

Love always..

My mom used this one for me:
It is only fair we let Lisa in on a little Secret . Michael may be Fantastic but wait until Lisa finds out that he is not Mr. Clean . He'll expect her to be a Dynamo in the kicthen and thinks all women should Mop and Glow . At night he'll wake up at Dawn to Snuggle up close. We allAgree that Lisa and Michael will have a very happy Life together. Our wish for you is that your home be filled with Joy and you remain as happy as ever in the Future .