I now hate my dh

I used to love him
but I have to kill him.

With her smile as sweet as a warm wind in summer
She’s got me flying like a bird in a bright june sky
And then just when she thinks that I’ve got her number
Brings me down to the ground with her wintry eye
That’s my baby
She can be all four seasons in one day

And when the nighttime comes with no interference
To our warm summer love with all it’s charms
But like a thoroughbred horse she can turn on a sixpence
And I find that I’m back in mistress winter’s arms
That’s my baby
She can be all four seasons in one day

How will I know?
How can I tell?
Which side of the bed she takes when the day begins
She can be kind
She can be cruel
She’s got me guessing like a game show fool

She can change her mind like she changes her sweaters
From one minute to the next it’s hard to tell
She blows hot and cold just like stormy weather
She’s my gift from the lord or a fiend from hell
That’s my baby
She can be all four seasons in one day

Watching the weatherman’s been no good at all
Winter, spring, summer, I’m bound for a fall
There are no long term predictions for my baby
She can be all four seasons in one day

How will I know?
How can I tell?
Which side of the bed she takes when the day begins
She can be kind
She can be cruel
She’s got me guessing like a game show fool

If it’s a sunny day I take my umbrella
Just in case the raindrops start to fall
You could say that I’m just a cautious fellow
I don’t want to be caught in a sudden squall
That’s my baby
She can be all four seasons in one day
That’s my baby
She can be all four seasons in one day

Just say him in your head

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain


I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I knew I miss her
So I had to keep her
She's buried right in my back yard


I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
She bitched so much
She drove me nuts
And now I'm happier this way


I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I had to put her
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain

Chorus

he said skinny Jessica Alba has a sweet body when I am now a fat cow..for him.

I am just having a fat day. so now I hate him. as irrational as that sounds. it's a woman perrogative, I think.

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Posted by JessicaM.

he said skinny Jessica Alba has a sweet body when I am now a fat cow..for him.

I am just having a fat day. so now I hate him. as irrational as that sounds. it's a woman perrogative, I think.

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Jessica alba is an effin stick figure. The girl has no curves left on her. I say you take it as a compliment that people compare you to Ali Landry pregnant or not.

Case in point

Jessica Alba before:




Jessica Alba after: