I sent this email to a coworker

Dear XXX:

I needed XXX from you like yesterday.
We do this every week.
Really - check your email. Every. Week.

Get it to me five minutes ago.


JB


Fastest. Response. EVER.

i think i just sh!t my pants!! youre scary!


but - why did you email it? if this person doesnt check their email? a little ironic....

No, he does check his email all of the time!

I'm really not that mean

I wish I could do that. There's a guy here who's supposed to do something once a quarter. And he never does it on time. So by the time he does do it, 3 weeks goes by and it's due again.

I wish I could treat them like children and punish them when they're bad.

You. Are. My. Hero.