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i think of the craziest things

lisalisa27 Posted:

i think of the craziest things

Okay I was thinking of all the things that could go wrong during my wedding. You know like funny stupid things. Like having to go to the bathroom etc...but what if you had to take a crap

I don't think anyone would want to help you go to the bathroom.
sunshine1813 Posted:

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I'm not sure if I would want anyone with me.........lol
Athee07 Posted:

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seriously pepto bismal or imodium are going to be with me at ALL times!!!
ant n tilde Posted:

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cant believe i am posting this on a public site BUT

i take pepto bismol before anything important like a job interview, wedding or anything that makes me nervous. . . i have a 'nervous' stomach!

i will probably drink a bottle that day!!
sugarkube4 Posted:

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are you KIDDING ME??? I am going to take an Immodium the day b4 the wedding just so that I don't have to go!!!!
JIFFY Posted:

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What are you women thinking!?! Never take immodium for your wedding. It's going to make you bloat!

2 days
1 day
Wedding

You take a laxative on 2 days before the wedding so that 1 day b4 you are crapping your brains out. Then on your wedding day your body has gotten rid of all the crap and excess liquid so your not bloated. Anything you put in your mouth that day will not come out bc your body is going to suck up all the liquid and nutrients that were crapped out the day before!!!
lisalisa27 Posted:

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Posted by JIFFY

What are you women thinking!?! Never take immodium for your wedding. It's going to make you bloat!

2 days
1 day
Wedding

You take a laxative on 2 days before the wedding so that 1 day b4 you are crapping your brains out. Then on your wedding day your body has gotten rid of all the crap and excess liquid so your not bloated. Anything you put in your mouth that day will not come out bc your body is going to suck up all the liquid and nutrients that were crapped out the day before!!!



Thanks for the advice....
kris15198 Posted:

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Posted by lisalisa27


Posted by JIFFY

What are you women thinking!?! Never take immodium for your wedding. It's going to make you bloat!

2 days
1 day
Wedding

You take a laxative on 2 days before the wedding so that 1 day b4 you are crapping your brains out. Then on your wedding day your body has gotten rid of all the crap and excess liquid so your not bloated. Anything you put in your mouth that day will not come out bc your body is going to suck up all the liquid and nutrients that were crapped out the day before!!!



Thanks for the advice....


prinses777 Posted:

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I don't think I would care about taking a crap more so then having my period...

Excuse me... can you help me hold my dress while I change my tampon??!?!

lisalisa27 Posted:

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Posted by prinses777

I don't think I would care about taking a crap more so then having my period...

Excuse me... can you help me hold my dress while I change my tampon??!?!





OMG please don't le tme get my period. I specifically planned my wedding around my cycle.
lilpie19 Posted:

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Posted by prinses777

I don't think I would care about taking a crap more so then having my period...

Excuse me... can you help me hold my dress while I change my tampon??!?!




Oh I know!!!! I really don't want to have my period for my wedding or honeymoon...hopefully it will work out that way! I'm starting a new BCP this Sunday...which means I may be cutting it close.
DancerBride Posted:

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uncqt02 Posted:

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Posted by JIFFY

What are you women thinking!?! Never take immodium for your wedding. It's going to make you bloat!

2 days
1 day
Wedding

You take a laxative on 2 days before the wedding so that 1 day b4 you are crapping your brains out. Then on your wedding day your body has gotten rid of all the crap and excess liquid so your not bloated. Anything you put in your mouth that day will not come out bc your body is going to suck up all the liquid and nutrients that were crapped out the day before!!!



Great advice! I have to save this to my notebook!!
Vicky423 Posted:

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Posted by JIFFY

What are you women thinking!?! Never take immodium for your wedding. It's going to make you bloat!

2 days
1 day
Wedding

You take a laxative on 2 days before the wedding so that 1 day b4 you are crapping your brains out. Then on your wedding day your body has gotten rid of all the crap and excess liquid so your not bloated. Anything you put in your mouth that day will not come out bc your body is going to suck up all the liquid and nutrients that were crapped out the day before!!!



Thanks something else to write on my to do list

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